tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[wolf_blood]

Hmm. My lock picks and all will be in the crime bag... I don't think I'll need anything else.

I don't think it's necessarily a no boyfriend thing but let me check they're cool with another person? They can be a bit skittish.

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't ever have to be seen! I can just provide air support and surveillance

[wolf_blood]

I'm not going to have you do that secretly though. That's like - I don't know, definitely against the general code of this sort of thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh, yeah

I meant more that the other person doesn't have to see me or anything

[wolf_blood]

I think they'd rather meet you, if you're going to be helping. I mean I don't think I'd want a partner in crime, so to speak, that I hadn't met.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay sure

Whatever you two want!

[wolf_blood]

You're so wonderful

[whateveraspidercan]

Aww, thanks babe 😊

[wolf_blood]

Ugh, you make me think such disgustingly sappy things

[whateveraspidercan]

And you love it!

[wolf_blood]

I do, and it's disturbing. What have you done to me?

[whateveraspidercan]

You've met your match!

[wolf_blood]

Yes, I have.

[whateveraspidercan]

Your perfect match :-)

[wolf_blood]

Yes, you are.

[whateveraspidercan]

And I'm glad I am. I like that I can make you happy and

Not complete because you weren't incomplete before but

I don't know what the word is but I'm glad I'm it

[wolf_blood]

No, I wasn't incomplete, but

You add. You make things fuller. Richer. Better.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh, those are some fantastic words, I like those!

[wolf_blood]

They are good words. I'm glad you like them.

[whateveraspidercan]

It's just

Really important to me to make things better for you

[wolf_blood]

You do. Everything.

[whateveraspidercan]

Good then I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing and trying to improve on that!

[wolf_blood]

I don't know how you could even improve on this but I'm sure you'll find a way.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh I'm definitely going to find ways to improve on it, you're right about that

[wolf_blood]

If anyone ever bet against you on that front, I'd be the first to tell them how wrong they were