tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

There’s no bias because all those things about you I love because they’re that great!

[wolf_blood]

Really? You don't think there's anything about me, any trait, that you like better now that you love me? No habits or anything that might be irritating if someone else did them?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I admit it

I like that you love me more because I love you

[wolf_blood]

Wait, no, I don't like the sound of that

[whateveraspidercan]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT WINNING AN ARGUMENT?

[wolf_blood]

Yes! How much I love you is NOT affected by you loving me

[whateveraspidercan]

[Sorry, it will take a moment for him to respond because he’s busy ranting.]

I meant that my enjoyment of loving you is made better by you loving me

Also ignore any of Sansa’s texts until I can explain what you meant

[wolf_blood]

Ohhh. Okay, that's not how I'd read that, I have no arguments with it if that's what you meant.

... What? Wait, let me rephrase - wtf?

[whateveraspidercan]

Nothing! Nothing! Everything is fine!

[wolf_blood]

That's not the impression I'm getting

[whateveraspidercan]

Well that's unfortunate because that is totally what's happening

[wolf_blood]

Really?

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait what is Sansa telling you?!

[wolf_blood]

...

Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I wasn't worrying about it until you said that!

That's so sus!

[wolf_blood]

I think you were the sus one, actually, this time

[whateveraspidercan]

What is Sansa saying?

[wolf_blood]

wouldn't you like to know

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe?

Wait, do I?

Never mind, I don’t think I want to know!!!

[wolf_blood]

actually she hasn't texted me yet

[whateveraspidercan]

…

Monster

[wolf_blood]

and you love me SO MUCH

[whateveraspidercan]

I do! I do love my monster so much!

[wolf_blood]

Fucking good

[whateveraspidercan]

She’s the best there ever was