tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

It's just too much fun to redeem them not to be greedy about them

[wolf_blood]

I like when you're greedy, too.

[whateveraspidercan]

I can be super greedy when it comes to you

[wolf_blood]

I don't think I've ever seen you be greedy with anything else.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well yeah

There's nothing else worth being greedy over

[wolf_blood]

Well. I won't argue with you on that because I know that's one of the topics you would never give in on.

So we're a bit more even on that front.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I already have me so I couldn't be greedy for me even if I wanted to so it makes sense you'd be greedy for me

[wolf_blood]

'Scuse you, I already have you too

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I just meant in general

Well not in general because you obviously have me but that's why you might want me in general is because you didn't have me

You definitely have me now forever. Now and forever

[wolf_blood]

I know. I just wanted to say that

[whateveraspidercan]

You should definitely say it again :-)

[wolf_blood]

I already have you too

[whateveraspidercan]

That’s one of the best things ever to hear!

[wolf_blood]

It's one of the best things ever to say, too!

[whateveraspidercan]

I like that you say it fairly often

[wolf_blood]

It'd very awkward if you didn't

[whateveraspidercan]

Your blatant greediness toward me is one of my favorite things about you

[wolf_blood]

I suspected as much

[whateveraspidercan]

Is it all the times I got really excited when you got possessive that gave me away?

[wolf_blood]

Nope, actually.

[whateveraspidercan]

Really? What have it away then?

[wolf_blood]

You told me. I think I'd only gotten really possessive like twice before it actually came up in conversation

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I wasn’t sure how to explain it properly really

[wolf_blood]

I think you managed to explain it just right.

[whateveraspidercan]

Good\

Because "I want to be your good boy and I want you to semi-aggressively make sure everyone knows I belong to you" could possibly sound weird

Actually no it sounds pretty much spot on I guess