tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah you have way too many good things for me to even start to pick a favorite

[wolf_blood]

You're also too biased to even start to pick a favorite.

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s not biased there are just too many good choices!

[wolf_blood]

It's definitely partially bias

[whateveraspidercan]

Not biased when it comes to the sheer number!

[wolf_blood]

I think it might be

[whateveraspidercan]

I really don't think so though

[wolf_blood]

Well, of course you don't.

[whateveraspidercan]

I don’t know

Someone that knows me really well constantly points out how smart I am

[wolf_blood]

Geniuses can still have biases

[whateveraspidercan]

What would make me biased in this instance?

[wolf_blood]

well, rumor has it you're in love with me

[whateveraspidercan]

That is like 75% accurate

[wolf_blood]

75%, huh? well, the bias lives somewhere in that 75%

[whateveraspidercan]

How are you so sure things you assume are bias aren’t what lead to me loving you so much?

[wolf_blood]

the love had to come first, obviously. this much love is going to create some percentage of bias, it's just inevitable, but the bias can't come before the love, it'd have nothing to grow on.

[whateveraspidercan]

But the love came about as a result of the stuff you claim is bias

[wolf_blood]

oh, no - I'm not saying it's bias that you liked/love "insert thing here" about me. the bias can't come before the love.

[whateveraspidercan]

There’s no bias because all those things about you I love because they’re that great!

[wolf_blood]

Really? You don't think there's anything about me, any trait, that you like better now that you love me? No habits or anything that might be irritating if someone else did them?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I admit it

I like that you love me more because I love you

[wolf_blood]

Wait, no, I don't like the sound of that

[whateveraspidercan]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT WINNING AN ARGUMENT?

[wolf_blood]

Yes! How much I love you is NOT affected by you loving me

[whateveraspidercan]

[Sorry, it will take a moment for him to respond because he’s busy ranting.]

I meant that my enjoyment of loving you is made better by you loving me

Also ignore any of Sansa’s texts until I can explain what you meant