tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

You could try again just because?

[wolf_blood]

You think I should?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yup, I really think you should try again

[wolf_blood]

Well, I know you wouldn't lead me wrong ever, so if you think I should try again obviously I should try again.

I got the best deal anybody's ever gotten in the history of the world. And yes, I have checked. If I search all the qualities you've got that make me the luckiest person, not a single other result shows up. I simply won as much as any person could possibly win when you decided to love me. Honestly I do feel bad for anybody who doesn't know how good I've got it with you loving me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wow

I'm going to frame that and show it to everyone

[wolf_blood]

I can live with that.

[whateveraspidercan]

“Hi I’m Peter Parker, look at this!” might be my standard greeting

[wolf_blood]

So you're going to print it out, frame it, and then carry that around with you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah it doesn't have to be a big frame

[wolf_blood]

If that ends up being the way you accidentally out your spider self, don't blame me.

[She does not actually believe he would accidentally out himself, she's just being a pain.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I probably wouldn't say that to people when i'm in costume

I do talk to people when I'm not in costume though, that does happen

[wolf_blood]

That's good. I mean I'd happily be publically tied to both you and your alter ego but it might be awkward when no one knows that's you

I know you do, honey.

[whateveraspidercan]

Eh, I’d be okay with it

So that’s the people I’d say that to

[wolf_blood]

Please elaborate what you mean by 'eh, I'd be okay with it'

[whateveraspidercan]

Like if someone saw you and Spider-Man kissing and it was a scandal and you were like “I’m in a polyamorous relationship with them” I wouldn’t care

[wolf_blood]

That's definitely good to know but I think I would be a little bothered

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah that makes sense now that you say it

[wolf_blood]

I don't want anyone to ever get the - very very wrong - idea that you aren't exactly everything I could ever need or want

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but if someone catches us while I’m in costume we should have a lie prepared

[wolf_blood]

Oh, I've got a list.

[whateveraspidercan]

I want to hear it!!

[wolf_blood]

I guess it does make sense for you to already know them.

It depends on how they 'catch' us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Us smooching on a rooftop with my mask up?

[wolf_blood]

That's easy, I'd just claim I got you - you you - a hyper realistic version of the 'actual' Spider-man's get up for weird sex reasons.

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess that’s kinda believable