Well, I know you wouldn't lead me wrong ever, so if
you think I should try again obviously I should try again.
I got the best deal anybody's ever gotten in the
history of the world. And yes, I have checked. If I search all the
qualities you've got that make me the luckiest person, not a single other
result shows up. I simply won as much as any person could possibly win when
you decided to love me. Honestly I do feel bad for anybody who doesn't know
how good I've got it with you loving me.
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You could try again just because?
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You think I should?
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Yup, I really think you should try again
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Well, I know you wouldn't lead me wrong ever, so if you think I should try again obviously I should try again.
I got the best deal anybody's ever gotten in the history of the world. And yes, I have checked. If I search all the qualities you've got that make me the luckiest person, not a single other result shows up. I simply won as much as any person could possibly win when you decided to love me. Honestly I do feel bad for anybody who doesn't know how good I've got it with you loving me.
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Wow
I'm going to frame that and show it to everyone
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I can live with that.
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“Hi I’m Peter Parker, look at this!” might be my standard greeting
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So you're going to print it out, frame it, and then carry that around with you?
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Yeah it doesn't have to be a big frame
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If that ends up being the way you accidentally out your spider self, don't blame me.
[She does not actually believe he would accidentally out himself, she's just being a pain.]
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Okay I probably wouldn't say that to people when i'm in costume
I do talk to people when I'm not in costume though, that does happen
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That's good. I mean I'd happily be publically tied to both you and your alter ego but it might be awkward when no one knows that's you
I know you do, honey.
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Eh, I’d be okay with it
So that’s the people I’d say that to
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Please elaborate what you mean by 'eh, I'd be okay with it'
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Like if someone saw you and Spider-Man kissing and it was a scandal and you were like “I’m in a polyamorous relationship with them” I wouldn’t care
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That's definitely good to know but I think I would be a little bothered
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Yeah that makes sense now that you say it
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I don't want anyone to ever get the - very very wrong - idea that you aren't exactly everything I could ever need or want
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Okay but if someone catches us while I’m in costume we should have a lie prepared
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Oh, I've got a list.
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I want to hear it!!
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I guess it does make sense for you to already know them.
It depends on how they 'catch' us.
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Us smooching on a rooftop with my mask up?
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That's easy, I'd just claim I got you - you you - a hyper realistic version of the 'actual' Spider-man's get up for weird sex reasons.
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I guess that’s kinda believable
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