tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

What is Sansa saying?

[wolf_blood]

wouldn't you like to know

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe?

Wait, do I?

Never mind, I don’t think I want to know!!!

[wolf_blood]

actually she hasn't texted me yet

[whateveraspidercan]

…

Monster

[wolf_blood]

and you love me SO MUCH

[whateveraspidercan]

I do! I do love my monster so much!

[wolf_blood]

Fucking good

[whateveraspidercan]

She’s the best there ever was

[wolf_blood]

I don't know about that but I know it's true for you

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes. It’s true in general but it’s ESPECIALLY true for me

[wolf_blood]

Mm, I'm going to do you the favor of not arguing

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait. You could argue there’s a better monster for me?

[wolf_blood]

oh, no, I was just going to argue with the distinction between 'true in general' and 'true for you.'

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay go ahead and argue that!

[wolf_blood]

well now that you've told me to, I don't want to anymore

[whateveraspidercan]

Exactly

[wolf_blood]

You know what, that's mean

[whateveraspidercan]

I don’t know what you’re talking about

[wolf_blood]

...

Okay.

[whateveraspidercan]

Sorry! Sorry! I felt bad about taking away your argument because I know you like them so I was trying to give you a way to have it again!

[wolf_blood]

Oh, I thought you were still trolling me

[whateveraspidercan]

I was but

I was still trying to give back the argument I stole

[wolf_blood]

I was just trolling you back. I appreciate that, but the moment passed.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay well next time we’ll find you a good fight to get into!