tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

@not-yet-screaming

[wolf_blood]

That's true. And they'll probably guard them better
after, so we may as well go big.

[not_yet_screaming]

Go big then go home? You'll have to work out our way in and out.

@whateveraspidercan

[wolf_blood]

Columbus, Andrew Jackson, Sherman. We had a couple
more planned but we didn't get to all of them.

[wolf_blood]

Oh, it'll be easy to plan that.

Re: @whateveraspidercan

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay so all the ones that deserved it

[wolf_blood]

There were definitely others who also deserved it, but we ranked them from most awful to slightly less awful. Just means we'll need a night two.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay how long will it take do you want me to pack you snacks?

[wolf_blood]

I don't know what night our second night will be yet but I will totally take some snacks, whenever it is.

[not_yet_screaming]

11pm Thursday? When the pubs are closing so the guards are distacted?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I will pack you a little to-go bag

[wolf_blood]

You're so wonderful.

[whateveraspidercan]

What else will you need in it?

Oh! I can do surveillance for you!

Or is this a no boyfriends thing?

[wolf_blood]

Hmm. My lock picks and all will be in the crime bag... I don't think I'll need anything else.

I don't think it's necessarily a no boyfriend thing but let me check they're cool with another person? They can be a bit skittish.

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't ever have to be seen! I can just provide air support and surveillance

[wolf_blood]

I'm not going to have you do that secretly though. That's like - I don't know, definitely against the general code of this sort of thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh, yeah

I meant more that the other person doesn't have to see me or anything

[wolf_blood]

I think they'd rather meet you, if you're going to be helping. I mean I don't think I'd want a partner in crime, so to speak, that I hadn't met.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay sure

Whatever you two want!

[wolf_blood]

You're so wonderful

[whateveraspidercan]

Aww, thanks babe 😊

[wolf_blood]

Ugh, you make me think such disgustingly sappy things

[whateveraspidercan]

And you love it!

[wolf_blood]

I do, and it's disturbing. What have you done to me?

[whateveraspidercan]

You've met your match!

[wolf_blood]

Yes, I have.