tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[wolf_blood]

I do like you best in no clothes, you are correct.

Okay, good.

Well, for one, then I'm concerned they're stalking one of us. Or both of us.

I don't have a good lie for that scenario, to be honest. Yet. Yet.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I’ll leave that up to you you’re better at lies

[wolf_blood]

Usually, yeah, but I've got no good options for that scenario.

[whateveraspidercan]

We will just have to be extra careful

[wolf_blood]

I think we can handle that

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes!

Then out of sight I will handle you very uncarefully

...

Does that make sense?

[wolf_blood]

That does make sense and I'm glad to hear it

[whateveraspidercan]

Just so you know I am cracking my knuckles and making a list

[wolf_blood]

Thank you for providing that mental image.

[whateveraspidercan]

Because it’s ridiculous?

[wolf_blood]

No, because you made it up to make me smile and it worked.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I’m pretty good like that, aren’t I?

I’m glad that worked though

[wolf_blood]

You're the best like that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Good because I spend so much of my time trying to make you happy or thinking how to make you happy

Which sounds like a chore but it's not, it's my favorite

[wolf_blood]

I don't think anyone would or could think you think of that as a chore.

[whateveraspidercan]

Is that because I'm a little bit enthusiastic about it?

[wolf_blood]

honey, you aren't a little bit anything

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, that's not true!

I'm a little bit

uh

Tired of accusations like that?

Although that's not true I'm not tired of that at all

[wolf_blood]

I can't believe you just fibbed to me for as long as it took you to type that next message.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I didn't really think through that defense at all

[wolf_blood]

It's okay

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess I am a lot bit about most things

[wolf_blood]

Me too

[whateveraspidercan]

It's great right? You're like all big and expressive and stuff and it's so great

[wolf_blood]

It might actually literally be my favorite thing about us.