tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Good\

Because "I want to be your good boy and I want you to semi-aggressively make sure everyone knows I belong to you" could possibly sound weird

Actually no it sounds pretty much spot on I guess

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I think that's it exactly. And I don't think it sounds weird.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well yeah because you’re totally into it

[wolf_blood]

That's true. I am far from objective.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'd say you're the least objective, actually

[wolf_blood]

In this case, I certainly hope so!

[whateveraspidercan]

Yup, you’ve got it bad for me

[wolf_blood]

Oh, no, honey. I've got it so so good.

[whateveraspidercan]

I really like the sound of that

Like I literally got full body shivers from that

[wolf_blood]

Damn right. I'd have had to try again if not.

[whateveraspidercan]

You could try again just because?

[wolf_blood]

You think I should?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yup, I really think you should try again

[wolf_blood]

Well, I know you wouldn't lead me wrong ever, so if you think I should try again obviously I should try again.

I got the best deal anybody's ever gotten in the history of the world. And yes, I have checked. If I search all the qualities you've got that make me the luckiest person, not a single other result shows up. I simply won as much as any person could possibly win when you decided to love me. Honestly I do feel bad for anybody who doesn't know how good I've got it with you loving me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wow

I'm going to frame that and show it to everyone

[wolf_blood]

I can live with that.

[whateveraspidercan]

“Hi I’m Peter Parker, look at this!” might be my standard greeting

[wolf_blood]

So you're going to print it out, frame it, and then carry that around with you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah it doesn't have to be a big frame

[wolf_blood]

If that ends up being the way you accidentally out your spider self, don't blame me.

[She does not actually believe he would accidentally out himself, she's just being a pain.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I probably wouldn't say that to people when i'm in costume

I do talk to people when I'm not in costume though, that does happen

[wolf_blood]

That's good. I mean I'd happily be publically tied to both you and your alter ego but it might be awkward when no one knows that's you

I know you do, honey.

[whateveraspidercan]

Eh, I’d be okay with it

So that’s the people I’d say that to

[wolf_blood]

Please elaborate what you mean by 'eh, I'd be okay with it'

[whateveraspidercan]

Like if someone saw you and Spider-Man kissing and it was a scandal and you were like “I’m in a polyamorous relationship with them” I wouldn’t care