tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Is that because I'm a little bit enthusiastic about it?

[wolf_blood]

honey, you aren't a little bit anything

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, that's not true!

I'm a little bit

uh

Tired of accusations like that?

Although that's not true I'm not tired of that at all

[wolf_blood]

I can't believe you just fibbed to me for as long as it took you to type that next message.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I didn't really think through that defense at all

[wolf_blood]

It's okay

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess I am a lot bit about most things

[wolf_blood]

Me too

[whateveraspidercan]

It's great right? You're like all big and expressive and stuff and it's so great

[wolf_blood]

It might actually literally be my favorite thing about us.

[whateveraspidercan]

If you had to pick just one thing that’s a good one to pick!

Good thing we don’t have to pick just one thing

[wolf_blood]

Huge relief we don't have to pick just one thing, tbh

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah you have way too many good things for me to even start to pick a favorite

[wolf_blood]

You're also too biased to even start to pick a favorite.

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s not biased there are just too many good choices!

[wolf_blood]

It's definitely partially bias

[whateveraspidercan]

Not biased when it comes to the sheer number!

[wolf_blood]

I think it might be

[whateveraspidercan]

I really don't think so though

[wolf_blood]

Well, of course you don't.

[whateveraspidercan]

I don’t know

Someone that knows me really well constantly points out how smart I am

[wolf_blood]

Geniuses can still have biases

[whateveraspidercan]

What would make me biased in this instance?

[wolf_blood]

well, rumor has it you're in love with me

[whateveraspidercan]

That is like 75% accurate