tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but if someone catches us while I’m in costume we should have a lie prepared

[wolf_blood]

Oh, I've got a list.

[whateveraspidercan]

I want to hear it!!

[wolf_blood]

I guess it does make sense for you to already know them.

It depends on how they 'catch' us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Us smooching on a rooftop with my mask up?

[wolf_blood]

That's easy, I'd just claim I got you - you you - a hyper realistic version of the 'actual' Spider-man's get up for weird sex reasons.

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess that’s kinda believable

[wolf_blood]

You don't think we could sell it?

[whateveraspidercan]

No it makes sense you’d want your nerd boyfriend to dress up as a superhero

[wolf_blood]

Hey, excuse you, I've told you that I like you best in your you clothes.

[whateveraspidercan]

You like me best in no clothes

And I know what you like I’m saying for other people it would make sense

What if someone sees it after they see me swinging around with you?

[wolf_blood]

I do like you best in no clothes, you are correct.

Okay, good.

Well, for one, then I'm concerned they're stalking one of us. Or both of us.

I don't have a good lie for that scenario, to be honest. Yet. Yet.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I’ll leave that up to you you’re better at lies

[wolf_blood]

Usually, yeah, but I've got no good options for that scenario.

[whateveraspidercan]

We will just have to be extra careful

[wolf_blood]

I think we can handle that

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes!

Then out of sight I will handle you very uncarefully

...

Does that make sense?

[wolf_blood]

That does make sense and I'm glad to hear it

[whateveraspidercan]

Just so you know I am cracking my knuckles and making a list

[wolf_blood]

Thank you for providing that mental image.

[whateveraspidercan]

Because it’s ridiculous?

[wolf_blood]

No, because you made it up to make me smile and it worked.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I’m pretty good like that, aren’t I?

I’m glad that worked though

[wolf_blood]

You're the best like that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Good because I spend so much of my time trying to make you happy or thinking how to make you happy

Which sounds like a chore but it's not, it's my favorite