tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

That’s one of the best things ever to hear!

[wolf_blood]

It's one of the best things ever to say, too!

[whateveraspidercan]

I like that you say it fairly often

[wolf_blood]

It'd very awkward if you didn't

[whateveraspidercan]

Your blatant greediness toward me is one of my favorite things about you

[wolf_blood]

I suspected as much

[whateveraspidercan]

Is it all the times I got really excited when you got possessive that gave me away?

[wolf_blood]

Nope, actually.

[whateveraspidercan]

Really? What have it away then?

[wolf_blood]

You told me. I think I'd only gotten really possessive like twice before it actually came up in conversation

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I wasn’t sure how to explain it properly really

[wolf_blood]

I think you managed to explain it just right.

[whateveraspidercan]

Good\

Because "I want to be your good boy and I want you to semi-aggressively make sure everyone knows I belong to you" could possibly sound weird

Actually no it sounds pretty much spot on I guess

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I think that's it exactly. And I don't think it sounds weird.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well yeah because you’re totally into it

[wolf_blood]

That's true. I am far from objective.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'd say you're the least objective, actually

[wolf_blood]

In this case, I certainly hope so!

[whateveraspidercan]

Yup, you’ve got it bad for me

[wolf_blood]

Oh, no, honey. I've got it so so good.

[whateveraspidercan]

I really like the sound of that

Like I literally got full body shivers from that

[wolf_blood]

Damn right. I'd have had to try again if not.

[whateveraspidercan]

You could try again just because?

[wolf_blood]

You think I should?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yup, I really think you should try again