tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

That is like 75% accurate

[wolf_blood]

75%, huh? well, the bias lives somewhere in that 75%

[whateveraspidercan]

How are you so sure things you assume are bias aren’t what lead to me loving you so much?

[wolf_blood]

the love had to come first, obviously. this much love is going to create some percentage of bias, it's just inevitable, but the bias can't come before the love, it'd have nothing to grow on.

[whateveraspidercan]

But the love came about as a result of the stuff you claim is bias

[wolf_blood]

oh, no - I'm not saying it's bias that you liked/love "insert thing here" about me. the bias can't come before the love.

[whateveraspidercan]

There’s no bias because all those things about you I love because they’re that great!

[wolf_blood]

Really? You don't think there's anything about me, any trait, that you like better now that you love me? No habits or anything that might be irritating if someone else did them?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I admit it

I like that you love me more because I love you

[wolf_blood]

Wait, no, I don't like the sound of that

[whateveraspidercan]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT WINNING AN ARGUMENT?

[wolf_blood]

Yes! How much I love you is NOT affected by you loving me

[whateveraspidercan]

[Sorry, it will take a moment for him to respond because he’s busy ranting.]

I meant that my enjoyment of loving you is made better by you loving me

Also ignore any of Sansa’s texts until I can explain what you meant

[wolf_blood]

Ohhh. Okay, that's not how I'd read that, I have no arguments with it if that's what you meant.

... What? Wait, let me rephrase - wtf?

[whateveraspidercan]

Nothing! Nothing! Everything is fine!

[wolf_blood]

That's not the impression I'm getting

[whateveraspidercan]

Well that's unfortunate because that is totally what's happening

[wolf_blood]

Really?

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait what is Sansa telling you?!

[wolf_blood]

...

Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I wasn't worrying about it until you said that!

That's so sus!

[wolf_blood]

I think you were the sus one, actually, this time

[whateveraspidercan]

What is Sansa saying?

[wolf_blood]

wouldn't you like to know

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe?

Wait, do I?

Never mind, I don’t think I want to know!!!