tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

2. I'm tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the vicinity of a catapult.

3. No, I'm really going to need you to come back with all your limbs intact. Do what you have to do to make sure that happens.

4. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

5. Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

6. [Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

@not-yet-screaming

[wolf_blood]

That's true. And they'll probably guard them better
after, so we may as well go big.

@whateveraspidercan

[wolf_blood]

Columbus, Andrew Jackson, Sherman. We had a couple
more planned but we didn't get to all of them.