Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

Well, that makes me feel a little better

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean... she dropped the homework pretense a bit before I figured out what was going on

I'm more oblivious than I thought I guess

[wolf_blood]

I'm pretty sure she's not even taking physics.

Little bit.

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess the only thing left is for you to claim your reward

[wolf_blood]

Is that the only thing left? I'm not sure.

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhhh

What else is left?

[wolf_blood]

I don't know. I'd never actually considered the protocal for this scenario before.

[whateveraspidercan]

I just figured

#1 You knew what she was doing and didn’t go after her, which must have been really hard for you

#2 I didn’t cheat and told you how big of a doofus I was not realizing what was going on

So now you should be rewarded for #1

[wolf_blood]

Both of those things are true

But.

[This are going to be fairly spaced out texts, time wise.]

I don't think I want to be rewarded right now. I still feel

Shitty.

[whateveraspidercan]

In what way?

[wolf_blood]

In what way? Someone else - Jeyne fucking Poole - asked you on a booty call, in my house, in front of how many people, and you said yes.

I know you didn't realize and I don't want you to feel bad but that still HAPPENED.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh

Yeah, that must feel really shitty

[wolf_blood]

Yeah.

[whateveraspidercan]

I hope it passes soon

Because Jeyne is the one that should feel that way, not you

[wolf_blood]

Fat fucking chance. Bet you she's still giddy.

[whateveraspidercan]

She looked somewhat pissed when I told her that I love you and would never cheat on you and even if I was single I wouldn’t sleep with someone as awful as her

[wolf_blood]

That's a pretty severe change from 'she's super nice'

She probably didn't realize you were just oblivious at the party. She's still never going to shut up about it for eternity.

[whateveraspidercan]

That she didn’t get to sleep with me?

[wolf_blood]

No, that she got you there. And, I mean, I doubt she's going to admit she ultimately failed, honestly. Unless she can twist that.

[whateveraspidercan]

But people there heard her ask me for help studying so they’d know the truth

[wolf_blood]

...Anyone there who knew her already knew that wasn't what she was asking.

[whateveraspidercan]

Fuck

Fuck I’m so sorry

[wolf_blood]

It's not your fault

[whateveraspidercan]

How is it not my fault?

I didn’t pick up on what she was suggesting and I didn’t pick up on what you were basically flat-out telling me

[wolf_blood]

That's exactly why it's not your fault. Well, the first part, at least. She tricked you. And I shut up about it pretty quickly.