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October 2022

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[wolf_blood]

IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

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BY PARTNER

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Robb Stark {probblem}

April 20th, 2018 | tfln | Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad

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Gendry Waters {bullnotstag}

July 13th, 2018 | tfln | Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions? July 20th, 2018 | tfln | moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone Nov 4th, 2018 | gen texts | Did you tell your brothers I meant to be in Yoren's boxing class? Nov 30th, 2018 | tfln | Yeah but if somebody stabs you, you get to keep the knife. Dec 2nd, 2018 | scene | get away driver

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Sansa Stark {hardlearned}

Sept 29th, 2018 | tfln | There's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle and a broken heart, and so much wine. Should I start a fight? Feb 8th, 2019 | tfln | She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.

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Sansa Stark {masquerading}

12/07/18 | tfln | You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter

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Conner El {conner_el}

Dec 14th, 2018 | tfln | Okay forget what I said about Christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge. Dec 14th, 2018 | denny's meme | And she is ordering waffles. Jan 4th, 2019 | tfln | I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | that's the equivalent to a normal woman's 'I miss you' btw Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get you murdered. Jan 25th, 2019 | tfln | what if instead of 7 minutes in heaven there was 7 minutes in hell and what you do is lock 2 people in a closet and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other Feb 8th, 2019 | tfln | After 12 shots, he tried to show us knife tricks. You can imagine how that went. March 8th, 2019 | tfln | I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink April 19th, 2019 | tfln | Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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Tandy Bowen {highashope}
[Part 01]

Dec 14th, 2018 | tfln | We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends. Feb 8th, 2019 | tfln | Surely you can't blame ME for that. Feb 8th, 2019 | tfln | he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him Feb 15th, 2019 | tfln | We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results. Feb 15th, 2019 | tfln | Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your flat. Feb 20th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | I need to get a girl on tinder to agree to a hookup. Feb 25th, 2019 | gen text | I've decided I'm not willing to wear pants for at least the next 48 hours March 3rd, 2019 | gen texts | I wanna know what your family thought of me. March 15th, 2019 | tfln | did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass? March 18th, 2019 | morning after meme | So she lies still for a moment, just feeling Arya breathe. March 20th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | deepest darkest fantasy, go March 29th, 2019 | tfln | Did you die, though? March 31st, 2019 | gen texts | if, hypothetically, I ended up with a minor injury that meant no strenuous activity for a bit... how angry would you be, do you think? April 2nd, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Skip more school. April 7th, 2019 | gen texts | if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you pick? April 12th, 2019 | tfln | Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza" April 15th, 2019 | gen texts | where'd you go? April 19th, 2019 | tfln | I probably shouldn't think jealousy is as good a look on you as I do + No but it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Like I'm pretty sure my parents haven't picked up on that, but my siblings... So you might want to brace yourself. April 22nd, 2019 | midnight texts | how much bribery would be required to get you to actually come to the next stupid attendance mandatory fancy event? April 24th, 2019 | dressing up meme | genuinely bright and loving smile on her face only partially corrupted by her simultaneous evil grin. April 26th, 2019 | tfln | Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender April 30th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | I did not appreciate that guy who looked at you when we were at your school. I may have stolen his wallet. And his car. May 7th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Opinions may vary on whether Arya has done this to be mean May 14th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | so none of my siblings will look me in the eye May 16th, 2019 | seven minutes in heaven meme. | She's still riding her mark's fantasy, delighting in the idea that she's seducing Arya, even if... well, it's not like she ISN'T, but at this point Tandy's pretty sure she could have Arya any way she wanted just by lightly punching her girlfriend in the arm and saying "fuck me." May 20th, 2019 | midnight texts | Why is your house so freaking huge I am in one of the kitchens and I can't even remember if it's the right one May 26th, 2019 | gen texts | If I said I worried sometimes too, would that help or hurt? May 31st, 2019 | tfln | He literally asked permission to hit on me June 6th, 2019 | the floor is lava | [So, they've had a fair amount to drink. Or more. Either way, Tandy's had enough walking. And standing. She flops down sideways across the bed and reaches for Arya with a half-coherent grunt] June 7th, 2019 | tfln | he ended the text XOXO who the hell does he think he is June 9th, 2019 | gen texts | So I don't have to pry you away from school for a while. June 7th, 2019 | tfln | he ended the text XOXO who the hell does he think he is June 10th, 2019 | TYPE | So I don't have to pry you away from school for a while. June 13th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | babe can we do another run at a strip club it'll be like half an hour round trip June 22nd, 2019 | tfln | I am a bitch, true, but I'm not your bitch. June 23rd, 2019 | insomnia meme | It's usually easy to fall asleep next to Arya. She's the only thing in the world that can put Tandy truly at ease, and being in their absurdly upscale bed doesn't hurt either. But she has too much going through her head right now. July 11th, 2019 | sexting meme | Wanna hear the plan? July 21st, 2019 | midnight texting | Let's run away to the other side of the house August 13th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | I'm sorry for making you wear that last night [Spoiler alert no she really isn't] August 19th, 2019 | tfln | yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person August 30th, 2019 | tfln | some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away September 10th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | uuuuuuughhhh i hate this did you graduate yet September 23rd, 2019 | sick day meme | This is SO annoying. [Tandy's brought ice cream to go with her attitude, though, and despite her constant affectations she can't keep a soft smile off her face for long.] [She sits down on the bed and, being the gentle and nurturing caretaker she is, pushes Arya in towards the center to make more room before handing her girlfriend the bowl.] October 1st, 2019 | sexting meme meme | There's seven new nudes on your phone this morning. October 15th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Red or blue? October 25th, 2019 | tfln | I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony. November 5th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | You're denying me the opportunity to eat you out and I resent it. November 8th, 2019 | tfln | I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die November 17th, 2019 | midnight texts | Please tell me you spotted the mark and we can get back to actually using this stupidly overpriced hotel room for its intended purpose. November 19th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | The gist of what we're trying to convince people is that you're Xena and I'm that girl who was her permanent side piece but never actually kept her from sleeping around December 7th, 2019 | tfln | You would think that I’ve learned my lesson by now, but apparently I wasn’t paying attention the first time. December 10th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Now, you were complaining about not being handcuffed

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Tandy Bowen {highashope}
[Part 02]

January 3rd, 2020 | tfln | It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face January 5th, 2020 | gen texts | You mentioned getting our own place the other day. Was that gonna be a soon thing? January 17th, 2020 | tfln | I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you. January 24th, 2020 | tfln | if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. February 4th, 2020 | gen texts | I have a few law books I need you to read. February 11th, 2020 | sexting meme meme | Okay, me in full black leather outfit with accessories. Choose one: Yes/You'll beg on your hands and knees just to get to see it March 18th, 2020 | sexting meme meme | I need you to spend a night drinking, dancing and groping me. Let me know when's good for you. April 12th, 2020 | gen texts | Babe when we're looking at places Before we seriously consider any We have to fuck in them May 8th, 2020 | tfln | If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn August 7th, 2020 | tfln | There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room. December 6th, 2020 | gen texts | I don't want a lot for Christmas... Okay I do, but a lot of it is stuff for you to get for my sake February 6th, 2021 | tfln | in my defence, you are comically easy to bribe. March 16, 2021 | gen texts | It's getting warmer. October 31st, 2021 | gen texts | Okay mischief night plans go

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Jon Snow {watcheronthewalls}

Dec 28th, 2018 | tfln | Remember how you were like 'you're gonna get murdered if you hitchhike?' Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip? Jan 18th, 2019 | tfln | he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome Oct 18th, 2019 | tfln | I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock

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Sansa Stark {fullofsongs}

Dec 28th, 2018 | tfln | I won't apologise for getting angry, but I will apologise for biting you. Feb 15th, 2019 | tfln | maybe I'm texting you from ~~beyond the grave~~ March 15th, 2019 | tfln | You're incredible, and I'm drunk April 22nd, 2019 | dressing up meme | the fact that Arya was letting her dress her for the party was nothing short of a miracle. May 24th, 2019 | tfln | When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it June 9th, 2019 | gen texts | Do NOT listen to Gendry, I was not hitting on him.

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Makimachi Misao {amnotaweasel}

Jan 4th, 2019 | tfln | It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows. Jan 6th, 2019 | gen texts | Remind me that I love my family and I love our restaurant and I don't want to set it on fire Jan 18th, 2019 | tfln | I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.

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Sansa Stark {sewingneedles}

01/05/19 | tfln | Don't panic, but I need you to give me stitches.

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Beric Dondarrion {sixtimesdead}

Jan 8th, 2019 | gen text | I regret to inform you that one of your brothers is in jail again. Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it

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Gwen Stacy {rando_dork}

January 11th, 2019 | tfln | You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.

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Johanna Mason {broadaxes}

January 11th, 2019 | tfln | I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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Tony Stark {titaniumalloyman}

01/13/19 | road trip meme | "Sir, Miss Stark has just entered the premises." "Tell her where I am and bring her up, J."

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Miles Morales {multiverse}

January 18th, 2019 | tfln | i'm not so sure everything we did last night was legal

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Peter Parker {whateveraspidercan}

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2019
[Part 01]

01/18 | tfln | I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes ‘there goes the Scotch Girl.” I have ZERO idea who he is but I’m definitely the Scotch Girl. 01/25 | tfln | I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY. 01/27 | scene | like a screen door in a hurricane 02/01 | tfln | they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know. 02/08 | tfln | Surely you can't blame ME for that. 02/08 | tfln | We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home." 02/12 | sexting meme | Do you want a pic of your fwb? Press 1 for yes, press 2 for no 02/18 | midnight texts | poasdiawoi 02/20 | sexting meme | Hey you know how you hate all those fancy events you have to go to? 03/01 | tfln | Mom found out. Explosion imminent. 03/05 | sexting meme | Thinking of you Which is kinda inconvenient 03/08 | tfln | im on a boat 03/15 | tfln | [Image] 03/17 | injury meme | why go rhino themed at that point? 03/18 | midnight texts | are you sleeping? or were you sleeping potentially if you were you can ignore this 03/22 | tfln | wait you like me?? for my personality?? 03/22 | tfln | Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything. 03/23 | sick day meme | ...I'm not sure you have enough stuff. 03/24 | gen texts | since you invited me to your fancy event... 03/29 | tfln | "Go to hell" is so abstract. "Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying. 04/05 | tfln | Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances... 04/07 | gen texts | Hey can we talk? 04/12 | tfln | Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza 04/14 | gen texts | and also surprising, cause I didn't know you were married? 04/16 | sexting meme | Because there is a certain someone tied up on your bed right now 04/21 | IC confessions meme | I want to talk. About... about my feelings. For you. 04/21 | claiming meme | She has no road map for the way forward from here. 04/23 | sexting meme | Babe are you free tonight? 04/28 | gen texts | Hey how's my girlfriend doing today? 05/03 | tfln | bad news: got stabbed. good news: hot nurse. the universe is in balance. 05/03 | tfln | Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me 05/05 | gen texts | [If you didn't want her to cyber-stalk spiderman, you shouldn't have a) told her and b) started dating her.] [img.] 05/07 | sexting meme | Basically do you want to fuck in space? 05/10 | tfln | Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion. 05/10 | tfln | As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a Spider-Man, I have to tell you to not do that again. 05/17 | tfln | I accidentally joined a cult 05/19 | midnight texts | hello my name is boyfriend material 05/19 | midnight texts | I AM JUST STAYING IN YOUR CLOSET AND NEVER COMING OUT BECAUSE I AM JUST GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT IN HERE AFTER YOUR SISTER SAW THAT 05/31 | tfln | Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the house. It'll be like a scavenger hunt! 06/02 | gen texts | You could have told me you know 06/07 | tfln | Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for? 06/14 | tfln | GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS 06/16 | midnight texts | So what are you up to? 06/16 | midnight texts | do you still want to try and teach me how to cook? 06/22 | tfln | I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life 06/23 | gen texts | what if I became a storm chaser?

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2019
[Part 02]

07/03 | sexting meme | I really don't like it when you're out of bed before I'm even awake 07/04 | msg | [that list she promised him from here. physical copy has been placed in a fancy little envelope on the shelf in her room that's now dedicated to the trophies and random little gifts they've exchanged.] 07/08 | gen texts | So I think I screwed up 07/12 | tfln | What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night? 07/14 | gen texts | Hey if you're free I could really use someone to talk to 07/19 | tfln | You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one. 07/20 | tfln | we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins. 07/24 | scene | "So, this is some party, huh?" he said, absently (but not really) smoothing his tie. Which was maaaaybe the same tie that he wore when he made her call him "sir". 07/26 | tfln | Anyway, my aunt thinks you're attractive. 07/26 | msg | yeah, I think my schedule for today just opened right up 07/30 | sexting meme | Arrrrrrrre you ready for a surprise? 08/02 | tfln | kissing is a really dumb word though. face battle sounds way cooler. Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible. 08/02 | tfln | I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists. 08/06 | sexting meme | [and thus begins her catching up on surprises] 08/08 | msg | okay so I was going to just tell you this the next time I saw you which will probably be in less than 12 hours but Sansa says that I should tell you now and not even wait that long and she's probably right we got a threatening letter at the house today okay, I did, apparently saying 'we' is a cop out, also according to Sansa, from some guy who has supposedly been watching me 08/09 | tfln | I think I recall Sansa coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' 08/10 | happy birthday! | Also when do I get to unwrap that present in the pics? 08/13 | sexting meme | Hey guess what time it is! 08/18 | midnight texts | I miss you I should've tried harder to get out of this trip 08/23 | sexting meme | honey that was not post concussion, that was mid concussion and no, it wasn't your most effective sex talk ever. and the nurse agreed with me on that 08/23 | msg | A Poster 08/25 | gen texts | [img message] 08/25 | gen texts | Sansa, Bran, And I already decided we’re going to watch The Mandelorian together once a week when it comes out You can join us if you want 08/27 | sexting meme | Happy surprise day! 08/30 | tfln | You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too. 09/08 | gen texts | At the pet store, buying all the pets. Which one do you want? 09/10 | sexting meme | This is a booty call I am calling your booty to get over here so I can fuck it 09/10 | sexting meme | [Sent with no comment: one photo where she is clearly naked and winking at the camera, tamer than the naked pictures she usually sends him by the virtue of one mask, previously forgotten in her room, hiding what one might call the most interesting part of the picture, and her hands occupied on the two runner ups. Yeah, this is what she actually meant by it might be traumatized.] 09/12 | msg | Hey I have a question. Idea. Thing I wanted to run it by you before I talked to your parents 09/13 | gift | [left in a small, weighted down just in case, box outside his window, with a little note saying 'free to a good home:' a couple sets of these. The little wooden inserts read 1) left: Impressive, right: Kind of Ridiculous, 2) left: (edited at home to be reversible, so possibly a little more messily carved) property of/if lost return to, right: Arya Stark, 3) left: monsterfucker, right: honey.] 09/14 | tfln | pack a bag. don't ask questions. 09/15 | midnight texts | It's midnight do you know where your Spider-Man is? 09/20 | tfln | I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on. 09/20 | msg | [img msg.] I don't really care about the prize or six flags in general but we were MADE for this. Other couples are WEAK. 09/22 | gift | [On her bed is a box. It’s a fairly nice box, one clearly meant to be kept. On top is a piece of paper in Peter’s handwriting that says “Because the world is better for having Arya Stark in it.” Inside the box is a tablet and a lot of papers. Some of the papers are folded, some sealed in an enviro, some hand written and some typed and printed. Each note is a story from someone about something fun they did with Arya, how she saved or inspired them, or were important in their life. The tablet has videos of people saying the same thing. Friends, family, even people that are barely acquaintances left message about ways she is important to them in ways she might even not know. And some of them are just funny, crazy things she did with them. All of them though are clearly only because Arya is who she is.] 09/27 | tfln | I'm getting out of handcuffs then I'll give you a call. 09/29 | gen texts | Hey running late One of my teachers turned himself into a giant lizard person and is causing problems uptown Love you! 😘 09/30 | msg | what do you deserve that is also a type of bagel also wanna take a juggling class with me? 10/01 | sexting meme | 20 letters in the alphabet is not enough to express how badly I want you 10/01 | sexting meme | I have something to show you 10/04 | tfln | Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason, pretty sure that's your fault. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me. 10/06 | gen texts | I need you to come to your room ASAP 10/06 | gen texts | [img] 10/07 | gift | [left just inside his window is a bundle of these, tied loosely together with a raggedy bit of spare string.] 10/15 | sexting meme | I have a surprise for you! 10/16 | sexting meme | [img] 10/20 | midnight texts | Mostly dead is slightly alive. 10/29 | sexting meme | Is your ass busy at the moment? 10/31 | msg | What did you think of Sansa’s scary costume? 11/05 | sexting meme | I have something for you 11/08 | tfln | I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die 11/08 | scene | As soon as Peter had said he would go ice skating with her, Arya had looked up when the nearby ice rinks opened. 11/08 | scene | Arya had already started making a list of different ways she could try to make him come without waking him before it had even officially become a challenge. 11/15 | tfln | every pose is a seductive one when you’re holding a sword 11/24 | gen texts | I'm not coming to any more of these stupid events unless you are too and I don't care what my mother says about it Also just as a heads up I might get arrested again tonight

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2019
[Part 03]

12/01 | gen texts | Sansa has suggested the meanest idea for an 04 Fool's prank on you. You should watch out for her when that holiday comes around. Also if Jon is weirder to you for the next little while, it's not anything to do with you 12/05 | msg | What does your Aunt want for Christmas? 12/06 | tfln | I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend seized. you can cuddle me. word on the street is my ass is ridiculous 12/10 | sexting meme | Hey guess what! 12/10 | sexting meme | would this get me banned from your school? [img] 12/17 | sexting meme | Oh, yeah, she really wants to hug you. With her vagina. 12/25 | msg | christmas presents 12/31 | msg | OMG SHE TRIED TO GET ME TO SLEEP WITH HER!!!!

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2020

01/02 | gen texts | No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex. 01/12 | msg | I bet you can't guess what I just got!! 01/14 | sexting meme | If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass. 01/17 | tfln | the good news is the bleeding stopped. i think i'm going to sober up before i tell you the bad news though. 01/19 | gift | [Hey Arya, enjoy what is essentially a 100 page research paper by your boyfriend on how your face is incredibly beautiful. It has references and uses a lot of scientific evidence to prove that point. That latter part even grades your face against his, proving yours is better. Also, it's peer reviewed.] 01/23 | msg | I had a crazy hot dream that you were a stripper and I came to watch you dance 01/26 | gen texts | So Really really strange thing just happened 02/09 | msg | Sansa is sorry your first sibling game night ended like this. I'm not and I am framing that picture. 02/28 | tfln | It took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar. 03/20 | tfln | We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building. 03/27 | tfln | Why did my mother make you get naked? 04/24 | 04/24 | It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested 05/08 | tfln | They're calling you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add. 05/24 | msg | The internet and I agree that you - well, your not quite 'alter' ego - should join some type of social media This is completely unrelated to that contest for the best candid picture of your ass 05/26 | msg | I got you something 05/28 | msg | guess who got borrrrrrrrred 06/05 | tfln | Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice. 06/15 | msg | If you're looking for your "pizza my mind" tshirt I know where it is 06/17 | msg | [Img] A bit too on the nose, or no? Does have a lot of potential for tying each other to it. 08/07 | tfln | There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room. 09/14 | msg | The ocean is basically just a big bowl of soup 09/18 | msg | If you were going to pick a nickname for a kid to call you, what would it be? Or would you just want to go regular Uncle? Robb's fiancée went into labor. 09/21 | msg | I'm going out. Either to get ice cream or commit homicide, I haven't decided yet. 10/10 | msg | Are you today's date? 10/16 | msg | There’s a bomb at this party. It’s you, you’re the bomb 10/23 | msg | I just got the best advice I've ever received in my life 10/27 | msg | Okay so I know it's late and really close to Halloween but I didn't know this existed til just now [img] I want to walk around making 'hit that' jokes all night 11/09 | msg | Well, honey, Society at Large officially thinks we're a serious couple and knows we've shacked up 11/17 | msg | no, there's just no way he thinks we're still gonna be dating in like four years 11/27 | msg | What time do you think you'll be home tonight? 12/31 | msg | in a few short hours, when someone says 'how long have you been living together' we'll be able to say 'oh, since last year'

[wolf_blood]

2021

02/14 | msg | [img] 02/19 | msg | I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library 03/24 | msg | I got you something well I got you a couple somethings 03/24 | msg | ABORT! ABORT!!! A RAINBOW PARTY IS NOT ABOUT CELEBRATING COLORS OR LGBTQ!!!!! 04/01 | msg | When you get home... well, you'll see. [She is too impatient on this holiday.] 04/03 | msg | [Surprise! You just got silly stringed by your bf as part of the ritual day-before-Easter silly string war! Not aware of this war because this is the first time it happened? Too bad, better catch up!] 04/20 | msg | I'm just saying if laser eye surgery were actually what it claims to be, I'd be first in line 05/02 | msg | Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? 05/03 | msg | I just realized that you can’t come to the movies with me anymore 05/10 | msg | I DEMAND SNUGGLES! 05/12 | msg | so... question... would you still love me if I looked very ridiculous for a while? 05/24 | msg | Ugh!!! I was daydreaming about how attractive you are and now it’s all I can think about! You’re gonna get it when I get home! 06/06 | msg | 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 06/09 | msg | knock knock 06/19 | msg | I’m not lost, I’m exploring! That said, do you know where I am? 06/25 | msg | so I took your Aunt to the strip club the one with embarrassing stories about my brothers 07/05 | msg | Why did my “Arya searched for “purchase a claymore” notification just for off? Are you watching Nobody again? 07/07 | msg | I'm getting in a fight on the internet I also got in a fight in real life but that one is over now and the internet one is just starting 07/12 | msg | Celery is better than carrots 07/26 | msg | there's an package coming today If you're home before me, it's not a mistake, there are meant to be that many bike locks 07/29 | msg | I had lunch with your dad today at the office 08/04 | msg | He's drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. Should I stop him? 08/10 | scene | IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY 08/17 | msg | [How much does Peter love you, Arya? Enough to leave you a neatly wrapped fighting gift on the kitchen counter.] 09/02 | msg | I have a conundrum 09/18 | msg | What’s the difference between you and the dirty dishes in our sink? 09/20 | msg | what's your moral compass have to say about bribery? 09/24 | msg | we have officially located a challenge I won't accept 10/01 | msg | okay but what if what if I decided I was ONLY going to wear your clothes from now on because I am drunk now and your reaction last might to me in your clothes was EXTRA fantastic. I don't know where you got your energy 10/07 | msg | I might need you to come bail me out of jail :-( 10/17 | msg | Rickon is coming for my legacy Also he might be crashing on our couch for a bit 10/22 | msg | can we stage a picture where I pretend to stab you at our wedding? 10/25 | msg | I think one of your friends is in my bio study group 11/15 | msg | I think they should rename IHOP to the international treasury of pancakes 11/17 | msg | You do love me more because you are so amazing no one could love as much as you 11/26 | msg | WAKE UP WAKE UP ITS DECORATING TIME!!!! 12/03 | tfln | Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged? 12/28 | msg | you know what I love?

[wolf_blood]

2022

01/09 | gen texts | so human beings will swim in the ocean even though there's most definitely corpses in it, innumerable corpses, but if there's one corpse in a pool, they won't swim in it, so that means there is a corpse to water ratio that humans are okay swimming in 01/18 | msg | [link] 03/04 | msg | You know how you mentioned that sometimes someone expresses attraction to me to you and you just agree? 03/08 | msg | what if we became treasure hunters? 03/15 | msg | what are the odds on me being able to convince you that today is a national stabbing holiday (it is) and I should be able to celebrate it? 03/26 | msg | [img] how you doing, honey? 03/29 | msg | okay so I know the rule is that I can't buy a claymore but. I really want to put it on my birthday wishlist 04/05 | msg | I gave Theon a "I Hope You Get Better Soon" card He's not sick or anything I just want him to do better soon 04/22 | msg | just pretend we've traveled back in time and I've texted you this before my birthday can we take a dance class just for fun as a final for my birthday treat that would be a late request if we hadn't traveled back in time briefly? 05/09 | msg | I need you briefly to pretend that we are not already a couple and have just met 05/17 | msg | so I have a Sansa idea I want to run by you because you might have a better sense of what she'd think of this 05/24 | msg | [img] 06/13 | msg | So someone who was out our party this weekend asked me how you hold your liquor 06/22 | msg | you know what looks good on you? 07/08 | tfln | The only thing I’m legally classified as is “a problem”. 07/16 | tfln | Did I throw a brick at someone last night? 08/14 | gen texts | So We meet again 08/23 | msg | That friend of Sansa’s that’s always asking me to do photo shoots got back to me with some pics of the latest one 09/09 | msg | Happy International Knife Throwing Day!