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[wolf_blood]

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Comments

Dated Sept 8

[whateveraspidercan]

Happy International Knife Throwing Day!

:D

[wolf_blood]

Happy International Knife Throwing Day!

question: how many new knives can I reasonably buy for this holiday?

Re: :D

[whateveraspidercan]

Have you ever bought any to celebrate it before?

[wolf_blood]

oh, honey, every year

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh then only three

[wolf_blood]

Okay, I can work with that

[whateveraspidercan]

I was going to say three for every year you didn’t get to celebrate

[wolf_blood]

dammit, I should have lied

[whateveraspidercan]

Those would be guilt knives purchased on lies!

But maybe you can get one knife for every year you didn’t get to celebrate it with me?

[wolf_blood]

one for every year i didn't celebrate it with you full stop, or every year I did celebrate but without you?

[whateveraspidercan]

One for every year you have been alive but have not celebrated it with me

[wolf_blood]

That's SO MANY

[whateveraspidercan]

I know! We need to get started ASAP!

[wolf_blood]

my knife wishlist is at home, we can't get started til this evening

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but can I pick one out for you all on my own?

[wolf_blood]

yes
yes of course you can
do you already have one in mind?

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope, I wanna look through a bunch of them and see which one I think is best for you

[wolf_blood]

I'm very eager to see your selection process on this

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I already know a lot of what you have so I’m trying to think of some gaps I could help fill

[wolf_blood]

I can think of three immediately

[whateveraspidercan]

Do we need to fill those gaps immediately? I could do that

[wolf_blood]

I think anything in the next hour would suffice, in a pinch

[whateveraspidercan]

An hour? You must really want those gaps filled then