[Hey Arya, enjoy what is essentially a 100 page research paper by your boyfriend on how your face is incredibly beautiful. It has references and uses a lot of scientific evidence to prove that point. That latter part even grades your face against his, proving yours is better. Also, it's peer reviewed.]
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How on earth did you get this peer reviewed?
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Hey anyone wanna review my paper on how much more attractive my girlfriend is than me to help prove a point?
That kind of thing apparently carries a lot of weight?
Also I have to point out on page 87 where one of my reviewers categorically disagreed with my findings so
Small point to you
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That reviewer's my favorite. Who are they? We're going to be friends.
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I think their name is in the paper?
But there you go. Scientific evidence
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How long did this take you?
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I don't know I worked on it off and on for a few weeks
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When you do things like this, I really do feel bad for every person in the world who doesn't get to be loved by you.
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Because they don’t get scientific papers about how their face is so beautiful?
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Well, I wasn't thinking quite that specifically.
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Oh
If not about the papers then what were you meaning?
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Just. All that effort. All that focus.
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So worth it
Plus I'm usually focusing on you one way or another most of the time anyway
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That doesn't make it any less special
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I’m glad it made you feel special
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That's much better.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to sound ungrateful before! I am really glad though
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Oh, no, no, it wasn't you sounding ungrateful, just trying to dodge the praise.
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That was a really fantastic dodge! Only to be ruined by my propensity to feel personal responsibility for things I don’t necessarily need to!
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It might have been a really fantastic dodge, if it weren't me. You can't dodge me, honey.
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... I can’t tell if you’re doing a new dodge or what so... congrats
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Honestly I can't keep track of all the dodges in this conversation anymore either.
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I think since you started the dodge that means it's' effective
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I'll just take it as a win, then.