01/18 | tfln | I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes ‘there goes the Scotch Girl.” I have ZERO idea who he is but I’m definitely the Scotch Girl.
01/25 | tfln | I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
02/01 | tfln | they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
02/08 | tfln | Surely you can't blame ME for that.
02/08 | tfln | We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home."
02/12 | sexting meme | Do you want a pic of your fwb? Press 1 for yes, press 2 for no
05/19 | midnight texts | hello my name is boyfriend material
05/19 | midnight texts | I AM JUST STAYING IN YOUR CLOSET AND NEVER COMING OUT BECAUSE I AM JUST GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT IN HERE AFTER YOUR SISTER SAW THAT
05/31 | tfln | Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the house. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
06/02 | gen texts | You could have told me you know
06/07 | tfln | Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
07/03 | sexting meme | I really don't like it when you're out of bed before I'm even awake
07/04 | msg | [that list she promised him from here. physical copy has been placed in a fancy little envelope on the shelf in her room that's now dedicated to the trophies and random little gifts they've exchanged.]
07/12 | tfln | What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
07/14 | gen texts | Hey if you're free I could really use someone to talk to
07/19 | tfln | You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
07/20 | tfln | we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
07/24 | scene | "So, this is some party, huh?" he said, absently (but not really) smoothing his tie. Which was maaaaybe the same tie that he wore when he made her call him "sir".
07/26 | tfln | Anyway, my aunt thinks you're attractive.
07/26 | msg | yeah, I think my schedule for today just opened right up
07/30 | sexting meme | Arrrrrrrre you ready for a surprise?
08/02 | tfln | kissing is a really dumb word though. face battle sounds way cooler. Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
08/02 | tfln | I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
08/08 | msg | okay so I was going to just tell you this the next time I saw you which will probably be in less than 12 hours but Sansa says that I should tell you now and not even wait that long and she's probably right we got a threatening letter at the house today okay, I did, apparently saying 'we' is a cop out, also according to Sansa, from some guy who has supposedly been watching me
08/09 | tfln | I think I recall Sansa coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.'
08/10 | happy birthday! | Also when do I get to unwrap that present in the pics?
08/18 | midnight texts | I miss you I should've tried harder to get out of this trip
08/23 | sexting meme | honey that was not post concussion, that was mid concussion and no, it wasn't your most effective sex talk ever. and the nurse agreed with me on that
08/25 | gen texts | Sansa, Bran, And I already decided we’re going to watch The Mandelorian together once a week when it comes out You can join us if you want
08/30 | tfln | You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
09/08 | gen texts | At the pet store, buying all the pets. Which one do you want?
09/10 | sexting meme | This is a booty call I am calling your booty to get over here so I can fuck it
09/10 | sexting meme | [Sent with no comment: one photo where she is clearly naked and winking at the camera, tamer than the naked pictures she usually sends him by the virtue of one mask, previously forgotten in her room, hiding what one might call the most interesting part of the picture, and her hands occupied on the two runner ups. Yeah, this is what she actually meant by it might be traumatized.]
09/12 | msg | Hey I have a question. Idea. Thing I wanted to run it by you before I talked to your parents
09/13 | gift | [left in a small, weighted down just in case, box outside his window, with a little note saying 'free to a good home:' a couple sets of these. The little wooden inserts read 1) left: Impressive, right: Kind of Ridiculous, 2) left: (edited at home to be reversible, so possibly a little more messily carved) property of/if lost return to, right: Arya Stark, 3) left: monsterfucker, right: honey.]
09/15 | midnight texts | It's midnight do you know where your Spider-Man is?
09/20 | tfln | I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
09/20 | msg | [img msg.] I don't really care about the prize or six flags in general but we were MADE for this. Other couples are WEAK.
09/22 | gift | [On her bed is a box. It’s a fairly nice box, one clearly meant to be kept. On top is a piece of paper in Peter’s handwriting that says “Because the world is better for having Arya Stark in it.” Inside the box is a tablet and a lot of papers. Some of the papers are folded, some sealed in an enviro, some hand written and some typed and printed. Each note is a story from someone about something fun they did with Arya, how she saved or inspired them, or were important in their life. The tablet has videos of people saying the same thing. Friends, family, even people that are barely acquaintances left message about ways she is important to them in ways she might even not know. And some of them are just funny, crazy things she did with them. All of them though are clearly only because Arya is who she is.]
09/27 | tfln | I'm getting out of handcuffs then I'll give you a call.
09/29 | gen texts | Hey running late One of my teachers turned himself into a giant lizard person and is causing problems uptown Love you! 😘
09/30 | msg | what do you deserve that is also a type of bagel also wanna take a juggling class with me?
10/01 | sexting meme | 20 letters in the alphabet is not enough to express how badly I want you
11/08 | tfln | I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
11/08 | scene | As soon as Peter had said he would go ice skating with her, Arya had looked up when the nearby ice rinks opened.
11/08 | scene | Arya had already started making a list of different ways she could try to make him come without waking him before it had even officially become a challenge.
11/15 | tfln | every pose is a seductive one when you’re holding a sword
11/24 | gen texts | I'm not coming to any more of these stupid events unless you are too and I don't care what my mother says about it Also just as a heads up I might get arrested again tonight
12/01 | gen texts | Sansa has suggested the meanest idea for an 04 Fool's prank on you. You should watch out for her when that holiday comes around. Also if Jon is weirder to you for the next little while, it's not anything to do with you
12/05 | msg | What does your Aunt want for Christmas?
12/06 | tfln | I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend seized. you can cuddle me. word on the street is my ass is ridiculous
01/02 | gen texts | No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
01/12 | msg | I bet you can't guess what I just got!!
01/14 | sexting meme | If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
01/17 | tfln | the good news is the bleeding stopped. i think i'm going to sober up before i tell you the bad news though.
01/19 | gift | [Hey Arya, enjoy what is essentially a 100 page research paper by your boyfriend on how your face is incredibly beautiful. It has references and uses a lot of scientific evidence to prove that point. That latter part even grades your face against his, proving yours is better. Also, it's peer reviewed.]
01/23 | msg | I had a crazy hot dream that you were a stripper and I came to watch you dance
01/26 | gen texts | So Really really strange thing just happened
02/09 | msg | Sansa is sorry your first sibling game night ended like this. I'm not and I am framing that picture.
02/28 | tfln | It took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
03/20 | tfln | We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building.
03/27 | tfln | Why did my mother make you get naked?
04/24 | 04/24 | It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
05/08 | tfln | They're calling you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
05/24 | msg | The internet and I agree that you - well, your not quite 'alter' ego - should join some type of social media This is completely unrelated to that contest for the best candid picture of your ass
06/05 | tfln | Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
06/15 | msg | If you're looking for your "pizza my mind" tshirt I know where it is
06/17 | msg | [Img] A bit too on the nose, or no? Does have a lot of potential for tying each other to it.
08/07 | tfln | There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.
09/14 | msg | The ocean is basically just a big bowl of soup
09/18 | msg | If you were going to pick a nickname for a kid to call you, what would it be? Or would you just want to go regular Uncle? Robb's fiancée went into labor.
09/21 | msg | I'm going out. Either to get ice cream or commit homicide, I haven't decided yet.
10/16 | msg | There’s a bomb at this party. It’s you, you’re the bomb
10/23 | msg | I just got the best advice I've ever received in my life
10/27 | msg | Okay so I know it's late and really close to Halloween but I didn't know this existed til just now [img] I want to walk around making 'hit that' jokes all night
11/09 | msg | Well, honey, Society at Large officially thinks we're a serious couple and knows we've shacked up
11/17 | msg | no, there's just no way he thinks we're still gonna be dating in like four years
11/27 | msg | What time do you think you'll be home tonight?
12/31 | msg | in a few short hours, when someone says 'how long have you been living together' we'll be able to say 'oh, since last year'
02/19 | msg | I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
03/24 | msg | I got you something well I got you a couple somethings
03/24 | msg | ABORT! ABORT!!! A RAINBOW PARTY IS NOT ABOUT CELEBRATING COLORS OR LGBTQ!!!!!
04/01 | msg | When you get home... well, you'll see. [She is too impatient on this holiday.]
04/03 | msg | [Surprise! You just got silly stringed by your bf as part of the ritual day-before-Easter silly string war! Not aware of this war because this is the first time it happened? Too bad, better catch up!]
04/20 | msg | I'm just saying if laser eye surgery were actually what it claims to be, I'd be first in line
05/02 | msg | Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
05/03 | msg | I just realized that you can’t come to the movies with me anymore
09/18 | msg | What’s the difference between you and the dirty dishes in our sink?
09/20 | msg | what's your moral compass have to say about bribery?
09/24 | msg | we have officially located a challenge I won't accept
10/01 | msg | okay but what if what if I decided I was ONLY going to wear your clothes from now on because I am drunk now and your reaction last might to me in your clothes was EXTRA fantastic. I don't know where you got your energy
10/07 | msg | I might need you to come bail me out of jail :-(
10/17 | msg | Rickon is coming for my legacy Also he might be crashing on our couch for a bit
10/22 | msg | can we stage a picture where I pretend to stab you at our wedding?
10/25 | msg | I think one of your friends is in my bio study group
11/15 | msg | I think they should rename IHOP to the international treasury of pancakes
11/17 | msg | You do love me more because you are so amazing no one could love as much as you
11/26 | msg | WAKE UP WAKE UP ITS DECORATING TIME!!!!
12/03 | tfln | Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
01/09 | gen texts | so human beings will swim in the ocean even though there's most definitely corpses in it, innumerable corpses, but if there's one corpse in a pool, they won't swim in it, so that means there is a corpse to water ratio that humans are okay swimming in
03/15 | msg | what are the odds on me being able to convince you that today is a national stabbing holiday (it is) and I should be able to celebrate it?
03/29 | msg | okay so I know the rule is that I can't buy a claymore but. I really want to put it on my birthday wishlist
04/05 | msg | I gave Theon a "I Hope You Get Better Soon" card He's not sick or anything I just want him to do better soon
04/22 | msg | just pretend we've traveled back in time and I've texted you this before my birthday can we take a dance class just for fun as a final for my birthday treat that would be a late request if we hadn't traveled back in time briefly?
05/09 | msg | I need you briefly to pretend that we are not already a couple and have just met
05/17 | msg | so I have a Sansa idea I want to run by you because you might have a better sense of what she'd think of this
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