Dec 14th, 2018 | tfln | Okay forget what I said about Christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge.
Dec 14th, 2018 | denny's meme | And she is ordering waffles.
Jan 4th, 2019 | tfln | I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | that's the equivalent to a normal woman's 'I miss you' btw
Jan 11th, 2019 | tfln | He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get you murdered.
Jan 25th, 2019 | tfln | what if instead of 7 minutes in heaven there was 7 minutes in hell and what you do is lock 2 people in a closet and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other
Feb 8th, 2019 | tfln | After 12 shots, he tried to show us knife tricks. You can imagine how that went.
March 8th, 2019 | tfln | I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
April 19th, 2019 | tfln | Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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