March 31st, 2019 | gen texts | if, hypothetically, I ended up with a minor injury that meant no strenuous activity for a bit... how angry would you be, do you think?
April 7th, 2019 | gen texts | if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you pick?
April 12th, 2019 | tfln | Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza"
April 19th, 2019 | tfln | I probably shouldn't think jealousy is as good a look on you as I do + No but it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Like I'm pretty sure my parents haven't picked up on that, but my siblings... So you might want to brace yourself.
April 22nd, 2019 | midnight texts | how much bribery would be required to get you to actually come to the next stupid attendance mandatory fancy event?
April 24th, 2019 | dressing up meme | genuinely bright and loving smile on her face only partially corrupted by her simultaneous evil grin.
April 26th, 2019 | tfln | Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
April 30th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | I did not appreciate that guy who looked at you when we were at your school. I may have stolen his wallet. And his car.
May 7th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Opinions may vary on whether Arya has done this to be mean
May 14th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | so none of my siblings will look me in the eye
May 16th, 2019 | seven minutes in heaven meme. | She's still riding her mark's fantasy, delighting in the idea that she's seducing Arya, even if... well, it's not like she ISN'T, but at this point Tandy's pretty sure she could have Arya any way she wanted just by lightly punching her girlfriend in the arm and saying "fuck me."
May 20th, 2019 | midnight texts | Why is your house so freaking huge I am in one of the kitchens and I can't even remember if it's the right one
May 26th, 2019 | gen texts | If I said I worried sometimes too, would that help or hurt?
May 31st, 2019 | tfln | He literally asked permission to hit on me
June 6th, 2019 | the floor is lava | [So, they've had a fair amount to drink. Or more. Either way, Tandy's had enough walking. And standing. She flops down sideways across the bed and reaches for Arya with a half-coherent grunt]
June 7th, 2019 | tfln | he ended the text XOXO who the hell does he think he is
June 9th, 2019 | gen texts | So I don't have to pry you away from school for a while.
June 7th, 2019 | tfln | he ended the text XOXO who the hell does he think he is
June 10th, 2019 | TYPE | So I don't have to pry you away from school for a while.
June 13th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | babe can we do another run at a strip club it'll be like half an hour round trip
June 22nd, 2019 | tfln | I am a bitch, true, but I'm not your bitch.
June 23rd, 2019 | insomnia meme | It's usually easy to fall asleep next to Arya. She's the only thing in the world that can put Tandy truly at ease, and being in their absurdly upscale bed doesn't hurt either. But she has too much going through her head right now.
July 11th, 2019 | sexting meme | Wanna hear the plan?
July 21st, 2019 | midnight texting | Let's run away to the other side of the house
August 13th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | I'm sorry for making you wear that last night [Spoiler alert no she really isn't]
August 19th, 2019 | tfln | yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
August 30th, 2019 | tfln | some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away
September 10th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | uuuuuuughhhh i hate this did you graduate yet
September 23rd, 2019 | sick day meme | This is SO annoying. [Tandy's brought ice cream to go with her attitude, though, and despite her constant affectations she can't keep a soft smile off her face for long.] [She sits down on the bed and, being the gentle and nurturing caretaker she is, pushes Arya in towards the center to make more room before handing her girlfriend the bowl.]
October 1st, 2019 | sexting meme meme | There's seven new nudes on your phone this morning.
October 25th, 2019 | tfln | I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
November 5th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | You're denying me the opportunity to eat you out and I resent it.
November 8th, 2019 | tfln | I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
November 17th, 2019 | midnight texts | Please tell me you spotted the mark and we can get back to actually using this stupidly overpriced hotel room for its intended purpose.
November 19th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | The gist of what we're trying to convince people is that you're Xena and I'm that girl who was her permanent side piece but never actually kept her from sleeping around
December 7th, 2019 | tfln | You would think that I’ve learned my lesson by now, but apparently I wasn’t paying attention the first time.
December 10th, 2019 | sexting meme meme | Now, you were complaining about not being handcuffed
January 3rd, 2020 | tfln | It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
January 5th, 2020 | gen texts | You mentioned getting our own place the other day. Was that gonna be a soon thing?
January 17th, 2020 | tfln | I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
January 24th, 2020 | tfln | if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower.
February 4th, 2020 | gen texts | I have a few law books I need you to read.
February 11th, 2020 | sexting meme meme | Okay, me in full black leather outfit with accessories. Choose one: Yes/You'll beg on your hands and knees just to get to see it
March 18th, 2020 | sexting meme meme | I need you to spend a night drinking, dancing and groping me. Let me know when's good for you.
April 12th, 2020 | gen texts | Babe when we're looking at places Before we seriously consider any We have to fuck in them
May 8th, 2020 | tfln | If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
August 7th, 2020 | tfln | There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.
December 6th, 2020 | gen texts | I don't want a lot for Christmas... Okay I do, but a lot of it is stuff for you to get for my sake
February 6th, 2021 | tfln | in my defence, you are comically easy to bribe.
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