Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

I’ll have Bran’s type of conundrum later

But on Reddit there’s this thread arguing about if you or your sister had a better butt. And while gross, I also feel like I want to defend/praise yours

[wolf_blood]

Yes, you will.

[A brief moment while she packs some childhood trauma back into its' box.]

That's sweet, but don't, do not engage.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I won’t

[wolf_blood]

the internet debates things like that about her and I like clockwork, even though it's basically a foregone conclusion, and some people get, y'know, obsessive and vicious, and then I'll have to track them down and fight them if they reply to you like that

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm sorry I shouldn't have brought it up

[wolf_blood]

It's fine, it's not your fault

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm pretty sure it's my fault I brought it up

[wolf_blood]

It's not like I didn't already know it existed.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I won't mention stuff like that again

[wolf_blood]

I don't want us to have blacklisted topics.

[whateveraspidercan]

But I don't need to bring up comparisons like that

[wolf_blood]

Feels like I'm failing or something if that's our solution.

[whateveraspidercan]

How did it make you feel when I brought it up?

[wolf_blood]

Tired. Shitty. Like I'm nine years old again listening to Sansa and Jeyne talk shit. Or any of the years in between listening to paparazzi or tabloids or rich old assholes talk shit. Irrelevant. and bothered that it still fucking bothers me.

[whateveraspidercan]

So sounds like something to talk to the therapist about

And in the meantime I’ll just keep doing my normal thing if telling you how amazing you are

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, it does. Ugh.

Can that resume tomorrow morning instead of like right now?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah, of course

What do you need right now?

[wolf_blood]

I don't know. I just don't think I could take compliments.

[whateveraspidercan]

Could you take testing Mr. Stark's new technology where you walk by a group of paparazzi and it fills up their memory cards with poop emoji images?

[wolf_blood]

... Yes, I definitely think I could handle that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay! Let's go do that then!

[wolf_blood]

You are a walking, talking miracle. Yes, let's go do that.

[whateveraspidercan]

I've been saving that one for when it would do the most good

[wolf_blood]

You picked your moment perfectly

[whateveraspidercan]

Having a special date night is the least I could do