Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

That's because you are overly unkind to yourself

[wolf_blood]

[does she bother trying to deny this?]

pot, kettle.

[whateveraspidercan]

I suppose you're right

I could definitely step up how kind I am to you because you deserve even more kindness

[wolf_blood]

don't even, you know damn well what I meant

[whateveraspidercan]

Of course I did

When has that ever meant anything when turning the other's words against them?

[wolf_blood]

[the answer is never, but she'snot gonna say that]

well it's a poor reward for not arguing with you about that

[whateveraspidercan]

I will reward you richly with kisses later

[wolf_blood]

That's acceptable.

[whateveraspidercan]

Thank you for accepting my offer

[wolf_blood]

😋 You're welcome

[whateveraspidercan]

Just so we are clear

It's going to be A LOT of kisses

[wolf_blood]

oh, never mind then

[whateveraspidercan]

Sorry, that's just how it is, you'll have to endure all the kisses

[wolf_blood]

well, I guess I'll just bear it as best as I can

[whateveraspidercan]

You've sucked it up through tougher stuff

[wolf_blood]

I hope when you said that you were thinking of yourself as "tougher stuff" because I am

[whateveraspidercan]

You've sucked it up through me?

Ohhhh

;lkjsadf;lkasjdf

[wolf_blood]

[have a laughing selfie]

[whateveraspidercan]

I didn’t see that coming!

[wolf_blood]

then I have clearly been slacking

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah maybe get on that and start picking up the slack, okay?

[wolf_blood]

tell it to my face

[whateveraspidercan]

Well get your face over here and I will!

[wolf_blood]

where exactly is here that I'm supposed to be bringing my face right now?

[whateveraspidercan]

On the bed