Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

okay fine I guess out of the two of us I am the law expert but that doesn't mean I am A law expert yet

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but still of the two of us you are it

You know what’s funny?

Out of the two of us I’m probably the one that breaks the law more regularly but no one would guess that

[wolf_blood]

no one would guess that and no one would believe it if we told them, either.

[whateveraspidercan]

That's uh

That's not a challenge though, okay?

[wolf_blood]

Do you think I'd let you steal my cred like that?

[whateveraspidercan]

There's no cred that's been stolen! No one knows but you! The cred is all yours!

[wolf_blood]

Aw, I do enjoy the note of panic in that reply. But I was saying I wouldn't accept that challenge even if it were a challenge for that reason. Also because it would severely impact my ability to do my job as Cover Story.

[whateveraspidercan]

Like when you put on TikTok "I'm not saying Spider-Man could get it buy if my bf was in a costume like that he would for sure get it"?

[wolf_blood]

Yes, exactly like that

[whateveraspidercan]

That was some good "just in case" groundwork

[wolf_blood]

We're extremely lucky we haven't gotten caught like that yet. It was very necessary groundwork.

[whateveraspidercan]

That's because I try not to be around you while in costume and in public!

[wolf_blood]

Very disappointing state of affairs, that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well you're so damn thirsty and irresistible. It's a problem

[wolf_blood]

You always knew I was a problem.

[whateveraspidercan]

Why do you think I've stuck around so long?

[wolf_blood]

Definitely thought it was cause of my ass.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I could legit see why you'd think that

And if everything else about you was average and your ass was the same as it is now

It would be worth sticking around for

But that's not the case

[wolf_blood]

statistically, doesn't at least one thing have to be average?

[whateveraspidercan]

No

You can be well above average in all categories

[wolf_blood]

That seems sus

[whateveraspidercan]

How? If you compare your features to the average you are superior

[wolf_blood]

No - if you compare my features to the average, you find them superior. If I do it, I find myself normal.

[whateveraspidercan]

That's because you are overly unkind to yourself

[wolf_blood]

[does she bother trying to deny this?]

pot, kettle.