Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

What if you were unconscious? Or suddenly abducted?

[whateveraspidercan]

I’d free myself and if I was unconscious I’d eventually wake up then do something.

[wolf_blood]

Well, alright then, if you've got a plan

[whateveraspidercan]

Always!

I mean, 100% of the time I have a plan I have a plan

[wolf_blood]

I was gonna say, I think you're a pantser pretty often

[whateveraspidercan]

I can’t tell if that was a typo or on purpose?

[wolf_blood]

That was on purpose

[whateveraspidercan]

Well that’s because you wear pants too much!

[wolf_blood]

oh, now I get the confusion. I didn't mean that type of pantser, I meant fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants pantser, but that is also definitely true

[whateveraspidercan]

Ohhhhh

Okay I guess that fits too

[wolf_blood]

we should put "pantser in all senses of the word" on your resume

[whateveraspidercan]

Who is hiring based off of either of those qualifications?!

[wolf_blood]

people I have questions for

[whateveraspidercan]

What kind of questions?

[wolf_blood]

"why are they hiring based on that" primarily

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean if you're going to hire for pantsing people they had better be able to think by the seat of their pants

[wolf_blood]

would it be legal or ethical to hire people for pantsing people?

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't know you're the law expert!

[wolf_blood]

I'm not yet! Right now I'm just the breaking the law expert! And I'm definitely not the ethics expert, that's gonna stay you

[whateveraspidercan]

I feel like even now you’re the law expert. That can’t be me because I’d overthink everything in the wrong ways

[wolf_blood]

okay fine I guess out of the two of us I am the law expert but that doesn't mean I am A law expert yet

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but still of the two of us you are it

You know what’s funny?

Out of the two of us I’m probably the one that breaks the law more regularly but no one would guess that

[wolf_blood]

no one would guess that and no one would believe it if we told them, either.

[whateveraspidercan]

That's uh

That's not a challenge though, okay?

[wolf_blood]

Do you think I'd let you steal my cred like that?