Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah, of course

What do you need right now?

[wolf_blood]

I don't know. I just don't think I could take compliments.

[whateveraspidercan]

Could you take testing Mr. Stark's new technology where you walk by a group of paparazzi and it fills up their memory cards with poop emoji images?

[wolf_blood]

... Yes, I definitely think I could handle that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay! Let's go do that then!

[wolf_blood]

You are a walking, talking miracle. Yes, let's go do that.

[whateveraspidercan]

I've been saving that one for when it would do the most good

[wolf_blood]

You picked your moment perfectly

[whateveraspidercan]

Having a special date night is the least I could do

[wolf_blood]

I'm 100% certain you could do less.

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope I don’t think I could

[wolf_blood]

You could do nothing, that would definitely be less

[whateveraspidercan]

Technically yes but actually no. I don’t think I could not do something

[wolf_blood]

What if you were unconscious? Or suddenly abducted?

[whateveraspidercan]

I’d free myself and if I was unconscious I’d eventually wake up then do something.

[wolf_blood]

Well, alright then, if you've got a plan

[whateveraspidercan]

Always!

I mean, 100% of the time I have a plan I have a plan

[wolf_blood]

I was gonna say, I think you're a pantser pretty often

[whateveraspidercan]

I can’t tell if that was a typo or on purpose?

[wolf_blood]

That was on purpose

[whateveraspidercan]

Well that’s because you wear pants too much!

[wolf_blood]

oh, now I get the confusion. I didn't mean that type of pantser, I meant fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants pantser, but that is also definitely true

[whateveraspidercan]

Ohhhhh

Okay I guess that fits too

[wolf_blood]

we should put "pantser in all senses of the word" on your resume

[whateveraspidercan]

Who is hiring based off of either of those qualifications?!