Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

What must have been random coincidence?

[whateveraspidercan]

That you said some things that really got a reaction out of me

Probably not on purpose

[wolf_blood]

I feel obligated to say I do everything on purpose but I think that's working against me here

[whateveraspidercan]

It's too bad I know you well enough to know that's true!

[wolf_blood]

I was doomed from the start

[whateveraspidercan]

Doomed. Doooooomed!

Sorry not sorry

[wolf_blood]

I didn't expect you to be sorry, don't worry.

[whateveraspidercan]

Don't worry I'll only use my knowledge for good

Mostly

[wolf_blood]

I'm really glad you added that mostly

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah sometimes I just have to be bad. No helping it

[wolf_blood]

And I am so very grateful for it.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm glad you are even though I'm like the worst at it

[wolf_blood]

Honey, you are not the worst at it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Technically I probably am not the worst but

Not super great at it yet

[wolf_blood]

Haven't you once tried to tell me how crimes you commit regularly?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean like in the bedroom

[wolf_blood]

Honey.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah?

[wolf_blood]

Do you really think that's true?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean I’m getting better I think but yeah

[wolf_blood]

So in that case, I can tell anybody what we get up to in there and it'd be chill.

[whateveraspidercan]

Anybody not in your family

Or my family

Or your social circle

Or my social circle

Or a social circle at all

[wolf_blood]

Uh-huh, that's what I thought.

[whateveraspidercan]

That has kind of always how I've felt about anything like that though?

[wolf_blood]

Does that makes it count less?