Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait I'm the expert on being bad in bed?

[wolf_blood]

No, I am. But you just tried to claim it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I know my experience is limited but no way you can be even mediocre at sex

[wolf_blood]

Not that kind of bad in bed! Hang on, were you saying you were that kind of bad in bed?

[whateveraspidercan]

I thought that's what you were saying I was so confused!

[wolf_blood]

I meant the good bad.

[whateveraspidercan]

The good bad makes so much more sense

[wolf_blood]

Naughty! I should have just said naughty! I can't believe I didn't think of that till now.

[whateveraspidercan]

No it's fine we use "bad" in the good way all the time I should have realized that

[You know, he just so easily accepts the worst about himself sometimes.]

[wolf_blood]

We've never used bad in a good sense in a sentence like that, though. That's not a thing you'd have seen coming

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah that's usually more of the way that I use "bad" when talking about you

[wolf_blood]

To be completely clear, put it back on the record, I did not at any point mean you were actual normal meaning of the word bad in bed. And that misunderstanding was my fault, not yours.

[whateveraspidercan]

That does make a lot more sense

[wolf_blood]

I'm glad you think so.

[whateveraspidercan]

Ugh

I really wish my first instinct wasn't to assume you meant I was crappy in the sack though

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, me too. But we're working on that in general, right?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah

At least I was confused because I didn't think it would be true? I feel like that's legit progress

[wolf_blood]

That is ABSOLUTELY legit progress.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yay getting better!

It kinda feels good? Which sounds dumb because obviously it would feel better

But it's like I can distinctly feel how much better mentally I am after a mix up like that now vs what it would have been like PA

[wolf_blood]

I'm gonna save this message. I'm gonna print it out and put it in a photo album.

And I can't believe you just said 'like PA.'

[whateveraspidercan]

<33

Why is that hard to believe? Everything is measured Pre-Arya

[wolf_blood]

Well, I can't do that very well with your name, so it doesn't seem fair.

[whateveraspidercan]

Why can't you

Oh yeah I see now

What about BA and BP?

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yeah, that works. Alright, I'll allow it then.

[whateveraspidercan]

Although I think about things in more than just Before Arya