Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah?

[wolf_blood]

Do you really think that's true?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean I’m getting better I think but yeah

[wolf_blood]

So in that case, I can tell anybody what we get up to in there and it'd be chill.

[whateveraspidercan]

Anybody not in your family

Or my family

Or your social circle

Or my social circle

Or a social circle at all

[wolf_blood]

Uh-huh, that's what I thought.

[whateveraspidercan]

That has kind of always how I've felt about anything like that though?

[wolf_blood]

Does that makes it count less?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes because if it was just missionary I wouldn’t be crazy about you sharing

[wolf_blood]

The exact same level of not crazy about me sharing, though?

[whateveraspidercan]

uh

No

[wolf_blood]

Exactly.

I don't completely remember the point I was making but I know that helps prove it

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't think that helps you prove it at all

[wolf_blood]

I think you're just too committed to underestimating yourself to acknowledge my point has some weight.

[whateveraspidercan]

You we’re trying to prove that I’m good at being “bad” in bed

[wolf_blood]

Yes.

[whateveraspidercan]

Which you did not do

At all

[wolf_blood]

I disagree. Who here is the expert, again?

[whateveraspidercan]

That would be me

[wolf_blood]

On being bad in bed? Then my point is definitely proven.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait I'm the expert on being bad in bed?

[wolf_blood]

No, I am. But you just tried to claim it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I know my experience is limited but no way you can be even mediocre at sex

[wolf_blood]

Not that kind of bad in bed! Hang on, were you saying you were that kind of bad in bed?

[whateveraspidercan]

I thought that's what you were saying I was so confused!