Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Don't worry I'll only use my knowledge for good

Mostly

[wolf_blood]

I'm really glad you added that mostly

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah sometimes I just have to be bad. No helping it

[wolf_blood]

And I am so very grateful for it.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm glad you are even though I'm like the worst at it

[wolf_blood]

Honey, you are not the worst at it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Technically I probably am not the worst but

Not super great at it yet

[wolf_blood]

Haven't you once tried to tell me how crimes you commit regularly?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean like in the bedroom

[wolf_blood]

Honey.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah?

[wolf_blood]

Do you really think that's true?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean I’m getting better I think but yeah

[wolf_blood]

So in that case, I can tell anybody what we get up to in there and it'd be chill.

[whateveraspidercan]

Anybody not in your family

Or my family

Or your social circle

Or my social circle

Or a social circle at all

[wolf_blood]

Uh-huh, that's what I thought.

[whateveraspidercan]

That has kind of always how I've felt about anything like that though?

[wolf_blood]

Does that makes it count less?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes because if it was just missionary I wouldn’t be crazy about you sharing

[wolf_blood]

The exact same level of not crazy about me sharing, though?

[whateveraspidercan]

uh

No

[wolf_blood]

Exactly.

I don't completely remember the point I was making but I know that helps prove it

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't think that helps you prove it at all

[wolf_blood]

I think you're just too committed to underestimating yourself to acknowledge my point has some weight.

[whateveraspidercan]

You we’re trying to prove that I’m good at being “bad” in bed