Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

You’re both really dirty but I don’t look forward to doing the dishes in the kitchen tonight.

[wolf_blood]

a FOURTH option.

that is going on the 'reasons you're a genius' list

[whateveraspidercan]

Yours were really good answers too!

[wolf_blood]

thank you, thank you very much

also actually the dishes are already done. I'm very on top of things today

would you like to be one of them?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh yes I would!

And after that I’ll treat you like my pinkie to and bang you on the bed all night long

[wolf_blood]

That's very convenient because I was just thinking your outfit would look great on the bedroom floor.

[whateveraspidercan]

Then you can get comfortable and have a seat on my face!

[wolf_blood]

You be the six, I'll be the nine?

[whateveraspidercan]

That would make my day.

If we did anal that would make your hole weak.

[wolf_blood]

That's certainly true

Now treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

[whateveraspidercan]

Sorry, I can't do anymore because I'm too distracted now

[wolf_blood]

Really? I didn't expect that one to be that distracting

[whateveraspidercan]

Just kinda the whole exchange is distracting

[wolf_blood]

Well, you can't expect me to be sorry for that

[whateveraspidercan]

No I’m pretty sure you’re proud of it

[wolf_blood]

Extremely

[whateveraspidercan]

Which I will always love about you

[wolf_blood]

you remind me of a happy meal

[whateveraspidercan]

You only get one when it's a really special treat and then the toy inside turns out to be disappointing but you fake that it's not so you don't make your family feel bad

but then the next time you get excited all over again but then the toy is dumb again and you never learn your lesson?

[wolf_blood]

...do you have deep seated happy meal issues?

[whateveraspidercan]

I think I might

Why, what did you mean?

[wolf_blood]

no, this is much more interesting. how do the happy meals make you feel?

[whateveraspidercan]

Promise you'll tell the rest of what you were going to say?

[wolf_blood]

okay, I promise

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay good!