I disagree
I know
And I'm backed up BY A DOCTOR
We still had sex after YOU got stabbed.
[She is fully aware she's being completely ridiculous, she's just still grumpy about it.]
Because I didn't need stitches by the time we got home!
Just because you already had them didn’t mean they still weren’t needed!
uh-huh, sure
Because the wound would reopen and you'd bleed out!
if we keep play arguing about this is it going to cause you actual anxiety or anything?
No because you actually did obey the doctor's orders
And if you'll obey when it's something like giving up sex for a bit then I trust your judgement
Plus I never would have gotten over it when your stitches opened up if we did do it
And I’d have that leverage over you of “I told you so” forever
I'd have been cruel, if I did anything else to freak out that soon
would you have been able to get over it enough to use that, though?
I think I would because you would have eventually been okay
But I don't think it would have been too playful of a "I told you so!"
I'd be impressed if it had been a playful at all "I told you so!" ...in this hypothetical scenario
I’m pretty sure I would have handled it badly and blamed myself
I would not have let that happen.
How would you have stopped me?
I don't know but I'd have figured something out
True. You are pretty determined about that stuff
change that "pretty" to "extremely" and you're closer to accurate.
You are fiercely determined about that stuff!
That's much better
I really like "fierce" as a descriptor for you
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I disagree
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I know
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And I'm backed up BY A DOCTOR
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We still had sex after YOU got stabbed.
[She is fully aware she's being completely ridiculous, she's just still grumpy about it.]
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Because I didn't need stitches by the time we got home!
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[TECHNICALLY true, since she had already gotten the stitches.]
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Just because you already had them didn’t mean they still weren’t needed!
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uh-huh, sure
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Because the wound would reopen and you'd bleed out!
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if we keep play arguing about this is it going to cause you actual anxiety or anything?
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No because you actually did obey the doctor's orders
And if you'll obey when it's something like giving up sex for a bit then I trust your judgement
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that probably had more to do with you then the doctor. both cause I didn't want to worry you and I knew I wasn't gonna change your mind
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Plus I never would have gotten over it when your stitches opened up if we did do it
And I’d have that leverage over you of “I told you so” forever
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I'd have been cruel, if I did anything else to freak out that soon
would you have been able to get over it enough to use that, though?
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I think I would because you would have eventually been okay
But I don't think it would have been too playful of a "I told you so!"
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I'd be impressed if it had been a playful at all "I told you so!" ...in this hypothetical scenario
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I’m pretty sure I would have handled it badly and blamed myself
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I would not have let that happen.
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How would you have stopped me?
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I don't know but I'd have figured something out
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True. You are pretty determined about that stuff
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change that "pretty" to "extremely" and you're closer to accurate.
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You are fiercely determined about that stuff!
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That's much better
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I really like "fierce" as a descriptor for you
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