Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

when I got stabbed

[whateveraspidercan]

THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU'D BEEN STABBED AND THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Plus that wasn't "no" that was "later"

[wolf_blood]

Mm, no, pretty sure I remember a no.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but that was your fault not mine

[wolf_blood]

excuse?

[whateveraspidercan]

You were the one that got stabbed and because of that couldn't have sex!

[wolf_blood]

Oh, no, I'm quite sure I could've still had sex. I completely disagree with the doctor, you agreed and you decided it wasn't happening. I still think it would've been fine.

[whateveraspidercan]

Because you disagreed with a medical professional!!!

[wolf_blood]

It would have been FINE.

[whateveraspidercan]

I disagree

[wolf_blood]

I know

[whateveraspidercan]

And I'm backed up BY A DOCTOR

[wolf_blood]

We still had sex after YOU got stabbed.

[She is fully aware she's being completely ridiculous, she's just still grumpy about it.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Because I didn't need stitches by the time we got home!

[wolf_blood]

I didn't need stitches by the time we got home either.

[TECHNICALLY true, since she had already gotten the stitches.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Just because you already had them didn’t mean they still weren’t needed!

[wolf_blood]

uh-huh, sure

[whateveraspidercan]

Because the wound would reopen and you'd bleed out!

[wolf_blood]

if we keep play arguing about this is it going to cause you actual anxiety or anything?

[whateveraspidercan]

No because you actually did obey the doctor's orders

And if you'll obey when it's something like giving up sex for a bit then I trust your judgement

[wolf_blood]

well

that probably had more to do with you then the doctor. both cause I didn't want to worry you and I knew I wasn't gonna change your mind

[whateveraspidercan]

Plus I never would have gotten over it when your stitches opened up if we did do it

And I’d have that leverage over you of “I told you so” forever

[wolf_blood]

I'd have been cruel, if I did anything else to freak out that soon

would you have been able to get over it enough to use that, though?

[whateveraspidercan]

I think I would because you would have eventually been okay

But I don't think it would have been too playful of a "I told you so!"

[wolf_blood]

I'd be impressed if it had been a playful at all "I told you so!" ...in this hypothetical scenario