Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

I love you for wanting to get them for me but it's okay

I'd rather you like

Buy Happy Meals for a kids program or something

[wolf_blood]

I have got to figure out how to be subtler.

But okay, I can do that.

[whateveraspidercan]

tbh if I saw them now I'd probably laugh at how much I wanted them because they are so lame

Which is also a pretty good lesson

[wolf_blood]

I suppose if you can laugh at it now, then this it isn't really something that still needs fixing

[whateveraspidercan]

No it doesn't but I love you that much more for wanting to

[wolf_blood]

I love you too

anyways the punchline was 'I'm going to make you come with a toy in you'

[whateveraspidercan]

Ohhhhhh

When? 😍😍

[wolf_blood]

hmm, good question. 9:45 pm, how's that?

[whateveraspidercan]

9:15?

Pleeeeaaaaasssseeeeee?

[wolf_blood]

hmm, I don't know. how much time is there going to be between you getting home and 9:15? I've got a long preamble planned. I'm not aiming for McDonald's speed on this

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay what about 9:20?

[wolf_blood]

my question stills stands with 9:20

[whateveraspidercan]

How much time will you need?

[wolf_blood]

I guess I could condense it to 45 minutes

[whateveraspidercan]

How long is the non-condensed version?

[wolf_blood]

at least an hour and a half

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I want to hear the whole thing

[wolf_blood]

It's not something you HEAR, it's a whole experience

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh!

Okay I definitely want to experience all of it

[wolf_blood]

that's good, since I wasn't really planning on giving you a choice

[whateveraspidercan]

Well you were making it seem like I might have a choice!

[wolf_blood]

I was being tricksy. Although I guess you could always choose not to get laid.

[whateveraspidercan]

I really hope I don't ever come to the point where I choose that

[wolf_blood]

I mean you already have

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait when?