Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

I admit nothing

[whateveraspidercan]

Do I need to come home ASAP?

[wolf_blood]

I mean, you certainly CAN

But to say you need to might be a little dramatic. You didn't get a notification on the "Arya bought a claymore" notification thing I'm sure you also have

[whateveraspidercan]

So you were just looking and fantasizing?

[wolf_blood]

Well...

[She can't lie, it was edging into plotting territory.]

Mostly?

[whateveraspidercan]

If you promise not to buy any explosive-like devices or ride public transportation looking to beat people up until I get home I'll bring you a present

[wolf_blood]

You always bring me a present when you get home

Those are specific instructions. Can I go to a sketchy bar looking to beat people up?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes but this is a different sort of presents besides my presence

I was hoping you would obey the spirit of the request and not just the letter

[wolf_blood]

I'm going to need new lines

Ughhhhh okay fine I'll just go to the gym

[whateveraspidercan]

It will be worth the wait I promise!

[wolf_blood]

I know it will

I'm just too antsy

[whateveraspidercan]

I know! I promise I’ll be home as soon as I can

[wolf_blood]

is there an estimate on when that might be?

[whateveraspidercan]

43 min

[wolf_blood]

That's a lot more specific than usual

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh yeah

To make better use of my time I’ve been tracking how often it takes me to do certain tasks and routes home so I think I’m getting better at knowing that stuff

[wolf_blood]

honey

I'm so proud of you

[whateveraspidercan]

Thanks

Hopefully this is one step in keeping a healthy balance

[wolf_blood]

it's definitely one step that direction!

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m really trying

And I’m trying not to get like

Too into my head about being perfect about this too

[wolf_blood]

If I go full ham on rewarding you for the effort is that going to help or hurt with you trying not to get too in your head about being perfect about it?

[whateveraspidercan]

I think we should definitely try rewarding me!

Plus I know if I get too in my head about being perfect then I won't get a reward. I honestly think I can avoid that cycle for the sake of the rewards

[wolf_blood]

Alright, then we'll do that. brb, gotta make a shopping list

[whateveraspidercan]

Ooh what are you going to get?

[wolf_blood]

You'll find out once I've got it all arranged. But you're gonna like it