Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

Hmmm... I'm trying to remember.

[whateveraspidercan]

When you were brushing your teeth and again when you put on make up

[wolf_blood]

Hmm. Clearly I need to work on my vigilance at home.

[whateveraspidercan]

She was right in front of you

Right there in the mirror

[wolf_blood]

Are you saying we can access the mirror dimension from our apartment? Why have you not mentioned this before?

[whateveraspidercan]

Gotta keep you and my gf separate

[wolf_blood]

Probably safest.

[whateveraspidercan]

You're my favorite though

[wolf_blood]

Oh, careful, don't say that near any mirrors.

[whateveraspidercan]

I promise I won't

[wolf_blood]

Good. I'm sure I could take the mirror verse but I've never actually wanted to live out Alice in Wonderland, so this is just easier.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’d be more afraid you’d team up

[wolf_blood]

...

... be right back

[whateveraspidercan]

Noooooooooo

I've doomed us all!

[wolf_blood]

[have an audio clip of maniacal laughter]

[whateveraspidercan]

I take it all back

[wolf_blood]

You take it ALL back?

[whateveraspidercan]

Well when you put it like that

I'm not sure

[wolf_blood]

You're going to have to decide

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes

Yes I am going to have to decide

[wolf_blood]

now, hon. The window is closing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay okay!

I take back taking all of it back

[wolf_blood]

Okay cool, then I'll be right back

[whateveraspidercan]

Cool I'll just... be here still

[wolf_blood]

I think this is literally as far as this bit can go. I mean I guess I could break a mirror and fake something, if I were using this to screw with my siblings or something but...