Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

oh, I'll never abandon the old ways

[whateveraspidercan]

Good, I’d be upset if you did

[wolf_blood]

Thanks for giving me double the reason not to

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s part of who you are and one of the reasons I fell in love with you

[wolf_blood]

thank god for that

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m surprised more people don’t love you because of that

[wolf_blood]

I'm GLAD

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean it would be fun for us to fight them off but yeah that would be annoying

[wolf_blood]

you can officially be in charge of that fight if it ever comes up

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s probably for the best that I am

[wolf_blood]

oh, it is most certainly for the best, yes

[whateveraspidercan]

Someday we'll find a way for you to enact your particular brand of justice on people who deserve it :-(

[wolf_blood]

we'll see, but thank you, honey

[whateveraspidercan]

People are going to be so terrified of lawyer you though!

[wolf_blood]

fuck, I hope so

[whateveraspidercan]

They are, I know it. You’re going to do so much good as a lawyer

[wolf_blood]

I'm going to cause so much trouble as a lawyer

which here does mean the same thing

[whateveraspidercan]

And I’m going to be so supportive of you too and do everything I can to make sure that you get to do that

[wolf_blood]

honey, I could not be more certain of your support if you literally carved it into stone on front of me

[whateveraspidercan]

What if I wrote a song? Traditionally stories with an oral tradition last longer than those written down

[wolf_blood]

I still don't think that would change how much I KNOW that as a fact but if you want to write a song, go for it

[whateveraspidercan]

Well it can’t hurt

Actually it might if the song is really bad