Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

We could still DEFINITELY arrange that. I'll let her know

[whateveraspidercan]

I think the point is that I got the police called on ME that upsets her

[wolf_blood]

Quite pissed about that myself.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm trying not to be all "Well I did break his camera..."

The police are like "you can't just take the law into your own hands?" and now Aunt May is trying not to laugh

[wolf_blood]

if you have the means and opportunity to prevent a crime - LIKE A SEXUAL ASSAULT, which is where this falls! - and you do, you aren't tkaing the law into your own hands!!! wtf. I'm texting that to your aunt too cause I want someone to actually say that to them. ffs.

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey!

Who says I wouldn't say it?

[wolf_blood]

honey, the one time we ran from the cops, you were shouting you were sorry the whole time and then you sent them apology donuts

[whateveraspidercan]

Well yeah because I was sorry

[wolf_blood]

and that's why I think you wouldn't say it

[whateveraspidercan]

Hmmmpppphhhhhh

[wolf_blood]

feel free to prove me wrong

(real talk: Aunt May is very insistent I don't need to show up there and Sansa has only replied with "it's fine." Would I be doing any good if I showed up?)

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe I will!

(No, right now we need "descalation energy" not... the opposite of that)

[wolf_blood]

I'm going to have Bran hack the security cams so I'll know if you do

(fuck, I knew that's what you were going to say)

[whateveraspidercan]

Well just for that I’m not going to!

(I’m sorry I love you but that is your energy most times)

[wolf_blood]

uh-huh, just for that

(it's okay, I know you love me, and you're right, it is, and I can't help it)

[whateveraspidercan]

I wouldn’t want you to change! The world needs people like you and I need someone exactly like you!

[wolf_blood]

It's okay, honey, I know.

[whateveraspidercan]

I know but I like telling you

[wolf_blood]

Feel free, cause I like telling you I know, so we're both winning.

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you know I love you soooooooo much?

[wolf_blood]

You DO? I had NO idea

[whateveraspidercan]

You're not very observant then!

[wolf_blood]

I'm just unable to focus on anything other than how much I love you

[whateveraspidercan]

Awwww, good recovery!

[wolf_blood]

thank you, thank you very much