Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

no no no, I'm afraid you're incorrect on that first part

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope, I would know best and you are for sure the sweetest

[wolf_blood]

I'll concede you know best on plenty of things but you also regularly seem to forget that YOU exist

[whateveraspidercan]

I could never forget I exist because you make me feel so many good things

[wolf_blood]

well then you just have a massive you shaped blind spot i guess

[whateveraspidercan]

It does make combing my hair in the morning super hard when I can't see myself

[wolf_blood]

ha ha ha

[whateveraspidercan]

You are very welcome for that hilarious joke

[wolf_blood]

if that blind spot you mentioned were real, I'd be okay with that, I like your hair messy

[whateveraspidercan]

You can mess it up whenever you want, I don’t mind

Plus I always like your fingers in my hair

[wolf_blood]

it'd be a bit strange if you'd just been pretending to like my fingers in your hair and me messing up your hair till now. I mean I might tell you to keep pretending if you had been because I love messing up your hair

[whateveraspidercan]

No no I genuinely absolutely love it, it's one of my favorite things

[wolf_blood]

Good, it's one of my favorites as well

[whateveraspidercan]

I especially like when we are doing something else and you just like

Reach over and run your fingers through my hair or play with the hair on the back of my head

[wolf_blood]

I like reminding myself I can just reach out and touch you whenever I want. that's one of the top ways to do it

[whateveraspidercan]

You should do that an extra amount this weekend then!

[wolf_blood]

at what point does it become extra?

[whateveraspidercan]

I’ll let you know when it becomes extra

[wolf_blood]

well, alright, I'll hold my breath

[whateveraspidercan]

If you’re going to hold your breath for that you’re going to pass out

[wolf_blood]

well that's going to be awkward, I'm in public

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah so for sure don’t hold your breath then

[wolf_blood]

too late

[whateveraspidercan]

How long have you been holding it?

[wolf_blood]

long enough to be texting you from the great beyond, now

make sure my cause of death is accurately recorded