wolf_blood | Voicemail

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If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

too late

How long have you been holding it?

long enough to be texting you from the great beyond, now

make sure my cause of death is accurately recorded

I’ve got it written down right here

Cause of Death: Willful

let's be real, that'll be true

Oh I already have the cause of death written out for if you have to fake your death

oh, you do? please share

Iiiiii don’t know. That feels like spoiling the surprise

ugh I hate when you say that

Yeah that is part of the fun of not telling you how you fake die

for a second there, I had forgotten it was fake die, and I almost said 'how exactly are you going to surprise me with this'

No no your actual death I have planned out is different from the fake death

you can't have my actual death planned out

You’re right I don’t I was just being silly

it would have been very shocking if you did

Doesn’t matter because whatever happens after this life I’m finding you there too

that's legally binding now, no take backs

Nothing could ever get me to take that back. I’ll always find you.

it'll be easy in this case since I'll be waiting for you

You’d better not be that passive about it!

honey

Peter

When have you ever known me to be passive?

When it’s connected to the word “aggressive”?

aww, you think I've managed to be passive about my aggression sometimes? that's so sweet

You are always so good at finding the most effective form of aggression!

thank you, thank you very much :D

whateveraspidercan - 2023-02-03 15:50 (UTC) - Expand