Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah it was a little embarrassing but not as bad as it could have been because how cool he was about it

[wolf_blood]

would you like me to be less amazing, so you don't end up slightly embarrassed again? I can't really think of any other way to help

[whateveraspidercan]

No I don't mind crying because you're so amazing

[wolf_blood]

are you sure? I don't like making you cry that often. cause I am amazing very often

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't mind it's a happy crying!

[wolf_blood]

Well, if you're sure.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah I'm sure I generally know when it's coming

[wolf_blood]

Is that because it happens regularly or just that there are always pre-emptive signs?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh there are pre-emptive signs for sure!

[wolf_blood]

What are they?

[whateveraspidercan]

I just get carried away talking about how great you are and kinda can't stop

[wolf_blood]

wait, so when does that NOT happen?

[whateveraspidercan]

Sometimes I just think about it instead of talking about it

[wolf_blood]

I suppose that makes sense - or it could possibly make sense, at least.

[whateveraspidercan]

It also doesn’t help that he like

Eggs me on

[wolf_blood]

yeah, it makes sense he would do that

[whateveraspidercan]

He’s really proud of you

[wolf_blood]

I don't really feel like I've done anything yet - that he knows about - to warrant 'very proud.' well, I guess I haven't actually killed anyone yet, there's that

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you really believe that?

[wolf_blood]

No. I think I just don't like personally counting things I didn't do on my accomplishments list.

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess that seems like a fair rule to have for yourself

[wolf_blood]

I guess that just depends on how you phrase it, though.

[whateveraspidercan]

What do you mean?

[wolf_blood]

Well, like, "I didn't commit arson" could also be "I did practice self control." I think this is gonna need a lot more thought.

[whateveraspidercan]

Every day you don’t practice arson I am proud of you