Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

yeah, it makes sense he would do that

[whateveraspidercan]

He’s really proud of you

[wolf_blood]

I don't really feel like I've done anything yet - that he knows about - to warrant 'very proud.' well, I guess I haven't actually killed anyone yet, there's that

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you really believe that?

[wolf_blood]

No. I think I just don't like personally counting things I didn't do on my accomplishments list.

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess that seems like a fair rule to have for yourself

[wolf_blood]

I guess that just depends on how you phrase it, though.

[whateveraspidercan]

What do you mean?

[wolf_blood]

Well, like, "I didn't commit arson" could also be "I did practice self control." I think this is gonna need a lot more thought.

[whateveraspidercan]

Every day you don’t practice arson I am proud of you

[wolf_blood]

what about the days where I do practice but it's a tiny small controlled fire?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean, still proud of you for others reason but I'm not proud of you for not practicing arson on those days

[wolf_blood]

I can live with that

[whateveraspidercan]

Just uh

Just out of curiosity how often do you practice arson?

[wolf_blood]

idk, I don't track that

[whateveraspidercan]

More or less than once a week?

[wolf_blood]

sometimes more, never really less

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait why and how so frequently?!

[wolf_blood]

why: practice makes perfect, how: usually with matches

[whateveraspidercan]

I can't believe this

[wolf_blood]

you can't really be surprised

[whateveraspidercan]

How long has this been going on?

[wolf_blood]

um... I can't recall what year I first lit something on fire, but it was a while before I met you

[whateveraspidercan]

I can't believe this

You've been doing SCIENCE without me this whole time!

I just

[wolf_blood]

technically I don't think it counts as doing science

It certainly could but I'm not measuring anything or tracking anything or taking any notes or even really thinking other then "I like fire"