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[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

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[wolf_blood]

I can live with that

[whateveraspidercan]

Just uh

Just out of curiosity how often do you practice arson?

[wolf_blood]

idk, I don't track that

[whateveraspidercan]

More or less than once a week?

[wolf_blood]

sometimes more, never really less

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait why and how so frequently?!

[wolf_blood]

why: practice makes perfect, how: usually with matches

[whateveraspidercan]

I can't believe this

[wolf_blood]

you can't really be surprised

[whateveraspidercan]

How long has this been going on?

[wolf_blood]

um... I can't recall what year I first lit something on fire, but it was a while before I met you

[whateveraspidercan]

I can't believe this

You've been doing SCIENCE without me this whole time!

I just

[wolf_blood]

technically I don't think it counts as doing science

It certainly could but I'm not measuring anything or tracking anything or taking any notes or even really thinking other then "I like fire"

[whateveraspidercan]

It is definitely science!

[wolf_blood]

how can it be science if I'm not measuring or testing anything?

[whateveraspidercan]

You don't HAVE to measure and test for science

That's the best science but you don't have to

[wolf_blood]

then is everything science?

[whateveraspidercan]

I guess but it’s partially about intent

[wolf_blood]

yeah, see, my intent when I burn things is only to burn things

[whateveraspidercan]

To remove evidence or for the spectacle?

[wolf_blood]

I've never actually burned evidence. I mean I wouldn't put it down in writing here if I had either but I haven't. just stuff for fun.

[whateveraspidercan]

What’s your favorite part of burning things?

[wolf_blood]

The fire.

[whateveraspidercan]

Did you ever add other metals to get cool colors?

[wolf_blood]

Not intentionally but sometimes that just happens in the course of burning things