Entries tagged with t: starklysansa

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tfln

01. bad news: got stabbed. good news: hot nurse. the universe is in balance.

02. We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, she's reading our palms

03. Drove into oncoming traffic. Add a minute to my ETA.

04. I think I'm about to get stabbed over a pastry.

05. I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do

06. [Choose your own adventure]

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tfln

1. Don't worry about me. I'm basically indestructible

2. All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"

3. Mom found out. Explosion imminent.

4. I'm going to be late to our date on account of, well...being in the emergency room currently.

5. In my defense, I'm pretty physically and morally flexible.

6. [Choose your own adventure.]

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tfln

1. i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?

2. You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!

3. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow

4. It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.

5. [Choose your own adventure.]

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midnight texting

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tfln

1. Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.

2. Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.

3. you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?

4. maybe I'm texting you from ~~beyond the grave~~

5. Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your flat.

6. [Choose your own adventure.]