tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. bad news: got stabbed. good news: hot nurse. the universe is in balance.

02. We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, she's reading our palms

03. Drove into oncoming traffic. Add a minute to my ETA.

04. I think I'm about to get stabbed over a pastry.

05. I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do

06. [Choose your own adventure]