tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?

2. You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!

3. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow

4. It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.

5. [Choose your own adventure.]