tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

02. I did not pay anyone not to make fun of you.

03. READ @ 2:20AM

04. There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.

05. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

@whateveraspidercan

[wolf_blood]

I happened to be outside a donut shop waiting for it to open and they needed help so I figured what the hell, I'll pretend to work here for a few hours, and the reason they needed help was this last minute huge order

AND THEN the asshole didn't even come pick them up so I bought them

I mean I figured that correction or something very similar to it would be your answer so it wasn't like they'd go to waste if I brought them home

There were more than 16 but that was all I could work out a way to carry so I told them to just give the rest away or whatever

@highashope

[wolf_blood]

How did I get so lucky?