tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

02. I did not pay anyone not to make fun of you.

03. READ @ 2:20AM

04. There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.

05. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[highashope]

Full disclosure, I may have diverted them from a caterer in order to ruin some jackass's party.

[wolf_blood]

That is even better, and I think you already knew I'd say that.

[highashope]

Of course I knew that. I just want to make sure I'm being fully appreciated, here.

[wolf_blood]

Do you not feel fully appreciated? I can probably fix that.

[highashope]

Can you? Because my plan for tonight was to make you beg to cuffed to the bed, and then beg twice as hard for me to sit on your face.

[wolf_blood]

See, how could I not appreciate you when you make plans like that?