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[wolf_blood]

01. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

02. I did not pay anyone not to make fun of you.

03. READ @ 2:20AM

04. There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.

05. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[wolf_blood]

I had not even accounted for that, shit. But yes, exactly.

[whateveraspidercan]

We'll figure out something

[wolf_blood]

Bolt it to the wall, for one thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe some sort of alarm if one of them is removed?

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yes, that's a great idea.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm starting a list

[wolf_blood]

Perfect, between the two of us we ought to cover anything