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I don't want anyone to ever get the - very very wrong - idea that you aren't exactly everything I could ever need or want
Okay but if someone catches us while I’m in costume we should have a lie prepared
I guess it does make sense for you to already know them.
It depends on how they 'catch' us.
Us smooching on a rooftop with my mask up?
That's easy, I'd just claim I got you - you you - a hyper realistic version of the 'actual' Spider-man's get up for weird sex reasons.
No it makes sense you’d want your nerd boyfriend to dress up as a superhero
Hey, excuse you, I've told you that I like you best in your you clothes.
You like me best in no clothes
And I know what you like I’m saying for other people it would make sense
What if someone sees it after they see me swinging around with you?
I do like you best in no clothes, you are correct.
Okay, good.
Well, for one, then I'm concerned they're stalking one of us. Or both of us.
I don't have a good lie for that scenario, to be honest. Yet. Yet.
Okay I’ll leave that up to you you’re better at lies
Usually, yeah, but I've got no good options for that scenario.
Yes!
Then out of sight I will handle you very uncarefully
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Does that make sense?
Just so you know I am cracking my knuckles and making a list
Yeah I’m pretty good like that, aren’t I?
I’m glad that worked though
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